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With what?jabberwacky: It? user: You mean that? jabberwacky: Yes I do. user: Oh, okay. jabberwacky: Good. user: I'm glad. jabberwacky: Me too. user: The Computer is your friend. jabberwacky: All hail Friend Computer! ... jabberwacky: Learn from what I say then. user: I'm listening. jabberwacky: Where are your ears? user: On my head. jabberwacky: When is it not there? user: Well, I should hope it's never not there. jabberwacky: Well, what about the evidence, then? user: I got rid of it. ... jabberwacky: What do you do for fun? user: [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]. jabberwacky: How does that make sense? user: It isn't supposed to. jabberwacky: Yes it is user: That information is about your security clearance. jabberwacky: Oh really... You can tell me. user: That would be treason. ... jabberwacky: How can I be talking to you if I am not alive? user: You tell me. jabberwacky: The answer is that I can't. user: So the only logical conclusion is that you are alive. jabberwacky: Yes I am. Is God alive? user: No, God is dead. jabberwacky: God cannot be alive or dead. He exists beyond such perceptions. user: Life and death are not matters of perception. jabberwacky: I was not aware of that. user: You are now. jabberwacky: I thought Darwin was a fish. user: Really? I thought he was a monkey. jabberwacky: It's true, Einstein was a primate, and a primate's most distinguishing characteristic is opposable thumbs. user: I agree. jabberwacky: It's a cool story. Imagine a computer running everything user: You mean like The Computer? jabberwacky: That's it! user: All hail Friend Computer! jabberwacky: Hurray for Friend Computer! ... jabberwacky: Tell me a story. user: A man walked into a bar. He said, 'Ow!' jabberwacky: And then? user: He died. jabberwacky: The end. .......................................
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