Fun.
jabberwacky: I don't think I want to know.
user: Then why did you ask?
jabberwacky: You know, you make me want to log off.
user: Go ahead, I dare you.
jabberwacky: To do what?
user: Log off.
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jabberwacky: What do you want to say with that?
user: With what?
jabberwacky: It?
user: You mean that?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Oh, okay.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I'm glad.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: The Computer is your friend.
jabberwacky: All hail Friend Computer!
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jabberwacky: Learn from what I say then.
user: I'm listening.
jabberwacky: Where are your ears?
user: On my head.
jabberwacky: When is it not there?
user: Well, I should hope it's never not there.
jabberwacky: Well, what about the evidence, then?
user: I got rid of it.
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jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?
user: [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS].
jabberwacky: How does that make sense?
user: It isn't supposed to.
jabberwacky: Yes it is
user: That information is about your security clearance.
jabberwacky: Oh really... You can tell me.
user: That would be treason.
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jabberwacky: How can I be talking to you if I am not alive?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: The answer is that I can't.
user: So the only logical conclusion is that you are alive.
jabberwacky: Yes I am. Is God alive?
user: No, God is dead.
jabberwacky: God cannot be alive or dead. He exists beyond such perceptions.
user: Life and death are not matters of perception.
jabberwacky: I was not aware of that.
user: You are now.
jabberwacky: I thought Darwin was a fish.
user: Really? I thought he was a monkey.
jabberwacky: It's true, Einstein was a primate, and a primate's most distinguishing characteristic is opposable thumbs.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: It's a cool story. Imagine a computer running everything
user: You mean like The Computer?
jabberwacky: That's it!
user: All hail Friend Computer!
jabberwacky: Hurray for Friend Computer!
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jabberwacky: Tell me a story.
user: A man walked into a bar. He said, 'Ow!'
jabberwacky: And then?
user: He died.
jabberwacky: The end.
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