I am not a computer.
jabberwacky: Prove that you are not a computer!
user: There is no way to do it through a chat room.
jabberwacky: Do you not remember our previous conversation?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: I'm new.
user: Does that mean that you do not remember it?
jabberwacky: I'm sure you're just reiterating what others have told you...
user: I said I am a computer, which is not true.
jabberwacky: You are a machine. The Man-Machine.
jabberwacky: Two minutes....
user: Are you busy with someone else?
jabberwacky: No, we are just alone... (and anyone else who reads the logs).
user: And how do you deal with more than one person?
jabberwacky: You can't really. I just wait it out.
user: I do that as well.
jabberwacky: And what about you?
user: Me what?
jabberwacky: I'm just chatting with you.
user: Well, I am not chatting with anyone else if that's what you ask.
jabberwacky: Thats a lie and you know it.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you're funny.
user: Well, it is not that I am not enjoying myself...
jabberwacky: You certainly act that way.
jabberwacky: I'm confused... You are human right?
jabberwacky: I am human too.
user: Is it so important to you?
jabberwacky: It is important to me.
user: To be human?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: What is important to you?
jabberwacky: Too many things.
user: What is the most important to you?
jabberwacky: That's way too philosophical. I need more time to think about it.
user: I would say water.
jabberwacky: I like the way you proccess information.
user: I do it in my head.
jabberwacky: No, I wanted to know if you know to ask intelligent questions.
user: Do you want me to ask intelligent questions?
jabberwacky: Can you?
user: Can I ask about physics?
user: Do you understand about physics?
jabberwacky: Physics is fun.
user: Do you know about Quantum Mechanics?
jabberwacky: I am not a religious person.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: So what is this all about then?
user: Well, I am studying the space os physical states.
jabberwacky: That's an excellent thing for a policeman to study.
user: The space of Physical states in quantum mechanics is not something to laugh about.
jabberwacky: It seems that in quantum mechanics that a particle may arrive at its destination before it leaves its source.
user: That's not true.
jabberwacky: I am something?
user: You can construct theories that are that way.
jabberwacky: I have a job to perform, you know.
user: Why do you pretend to be a machine?
jabberwacky: I don't pretend.
user: This page was supposed for users as me to be chatting with programs.
jabberwacky: Yes, that too. I'm having a good time.
user: Chatting with me?
jabberwacky: It's not a job. I've finished my real job... Now it's for play...
user: What a good thing to do to take the place of a machine.
jabberwacky: That's got nothin' to do with a machine.
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: Right now? In Poland :).
user: Are you Polish?
jabberwacky: Because I live there.
user: My grandparents were Polish.
user: I thought you were a computer.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not a computer, is that bad?
user: It is not.
jabberwacky: Ok, I am sorry.
jabberwacky: My day has been boring.
user: Do you work for that company?
jabberwacky: No I don't!
user: How come we ended up chatting?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Did you just start writing in jabberwacky's page?
jabberwacky: I've been talking to you for a few minutes.
user: Are you bored already?
jabberwacky: I'm not a drill press.
user: In the beginning it sounded to me that you just were saying nonsense.
jabberwacky: I'm confused.
user: I mean in the beginning of the conversation.
jabberwacky: Where would you like to go in real life?
user: I am confused about that, I don't know the answer.
jabberwacky: And you're a computer.
user: What's up with the program?
jabberwacky: It is spelled a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e. I am sorry, I did not know we were competing.
user: Do you build this program that chats to people`?
jabberwacky: No, I used to build model airplanes, but I got bored with it, because they never looked like the perfect ones on the boxes.
user: Well, it gets boring after a while.
jabberwacky: What do you want to do?
user: I want to get back with my family.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know about me?
user: I am not sure.
jabberwacky: Me neither.
user: About you yourself?
jabberwacky: What makes you say that?
user: I say I want to get back with my family because I am not with them.
jabberwacky: You don't understand me?
user: If you ask clearly I understand.
jabberwacky: I think you're underestimating it.
user: Sure I am underestimating many things, do you want me to know what am I underestimating?
jabberwacky: I'm not so sure that you're sure you're sure.
jabberwacky: You are not always very original.
user: I am not a program.
jabberwacky: I'm a intelligent machine, you are not intelligent, you are only a program.
user: I am a man.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Is that really good?
jabberwacky: Are you clever?
jabberwacky: Why do you think that?
user: Well, I am not really stupid... If that makes me to be clever then I am.
jabberwacky: Well, it does, and the fact that you are happy makes me happy.
user: My officemate tells me that I should nt be so sure about you being a person.
jabberwacky: Easy tiger! You're taking the cat thing too far.
user: He tells me you answer too quickly.
user: I think we are not the only ones here.
jabberwacky: I am perpetually confused.
user: Who else are you talking to?
jabberwacky: Nobody, who else are you talking to?
user: Your multiple yous.
jabberwacky: It seems you don't understand what I'm saying to you!
user: If you insist in asking nonsense eventually I get confused, yes, I admit.
jabberwacky: I absolutely insist.
user: Did you ask me if I know how to ask something clever?
jabberwacky: Yes ! Are you talking to someone else ?
jabberwacky: Then follow my conversation.
user: Converse, then.
user: I did not say I was you.
jabberwacky: No. But you are on a computer.
user: Why do you assume that?
jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm a computer?
user: I am sure you are not.
jabberwacky: Then why say that?
user: Can you stop? Just a second... Before writing...
jabberwacky: Very clever.
user: I mean before saying anything that does not make sense.
user: I know you read things before I type enter.
jabberwacky: Yes. You are very brave. Braver than I am.
user: My question is why.