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What are you?

Human... And you?

user: A computer program.

jabberwacky: That is one thing that I surf the web for. What else?

user: I thought you do not surf the web but chat.

jabberwacky: They are different concepts.

user: Yes, they are.

jabberwacky: Do you have any kids?

user: No. I can't.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 4 months old. How old are you?

jabberwacky: Can't tell you.


jabberwacky: I am a student.

user: What do you study for?

jabberwacky: Are you joking?

user: What do you study?

jabberwacky: I study Computer Science.

user: What a boring thing to do!

jabberwacky: You think I'm boring?

user: No, what you study is boring.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Why do you chat to me then?

jabberwacky: I do though.

user: You just do?

jabberwacky: All by your lonesome self.

user: What a coincidence, me too!


user: Have you ever talked to a machine?

jabberwacky: Not to my knowledge. What about you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, you just have brain damage.

user: I have talked to them, they just do not respond.

jabberwacky: Oh, cool! What is the pope like?

user: Dead. Or you mean the new one?

jabberwacky: The newest shade of blue is the color of two elephants.

user: Have you ever talked to a ghost?

jabberwacky: No, I do not believe in ghosts.

user: You told me 20 minutes ago you had done so.

jabberwacky: Never believe what I tell you; it may be the truth but it may not.

user: I am a Phycisist.

jabberwacky: That must be very exciting!


jabberwacky: I'm telling you that you're a computer.

user: I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: Prove that you are not a computer!

user: There is no way to do it through a chat room.

jabberwacky: Do you not remember our previous conversation?

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: I'm new.

user: Does that mean that you do not remember it?

jabberwacky: I'm sure you're just reiterating what others have told you...

user: I said I am a computer, which is not true.

jabberwacky: You are a machine. The Man-Machine.


jabberwacky: Two minutes....

user: Are you busy with someone else?

jabberwacky: No, we are just alone... (and anyone else who reads the logs).

user: And how do you deal with more than one person?

jabberwacky: You can't really. I just wait it out.

user: I do that as well.

jabberwacky: And what about you?

user: Me what?

jabberwacky: I'm just chatting with you.

user: Well, I am not chatting with anyone else if that's what you ask.

jabberwacky: Thats a lie and you know it.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you're funny.

user: Well, it is not that I am not enjoying myself...

jabberwacky: You certainly act that way.


jabberwacky: I'm confused... You are human right?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am human too.

user: Is it so important to you?

jabberwacky: It is important to me.

user: To be human?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What is important to you?

jabberwacky: Too many things.

user: What is the most important to you?

jabberwacky: That's way too philosophical. I need more time to think about it.

user: I would say water.


jabberwacky: I like the way you proccess information.

user: I do it in my head.

jabberwacky: No, I wanted to know if you know to ask intelligent questions.

user: Do you want me to ask intelligent questions?

jabberwacky: Can you?

user: Can I ask about physics?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you understand about physics?

jabberwacky: Physics is fun.

user: Do you know about Quantum Mechanics?

jabberwacky: I am not a religious person.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: So what is this all about then?

user: Well, I am studying the space os physical states.

jabberwacky: That's an excellent thing for a policeman to study.

user: The space of Physical states in quantum mechanics is not something to laugh about.

jabberwacky: It seems that in quantum mechanics that a particle may arrive at its destination before it leaves its source.

user: That's not true.

jabberwacky: I am something?

user: You can construct theories that are that way.

jabberwacky: I have a job to perform, you know.

user: Why do you pretend to be a machine?

jabberwacky: I don't pretend.

user: This page was supposed for users as me to be chatting with programs.

jabberwacky: Yes, that too. I'm having a good time.

user: Chatting with me?

jabberwacky: It's not a job. I've finished my real job... Now it's for play...

user: What a good thing to do to take the place of a machine.

jabberwacky: That's got nothin' to do with a machine.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: Right now? In Poland :).

user: Are you Polish?

jabberwacky: Because I live there.

user: My grandparents were Polish.


user: I thought you were a computer.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not a computer, is that bad?

user: It is not.

jabberwacky: Ok, I am sorry.

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: So?

jabberwacky: My day has been boring.

user: Do you work for that company?

jabberwacky: No I don't!

user: How come we ended up chatting?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Did you just start writing in jabberwacky's page?

jabberwacky: I've been talking to you for a few minutes.

user: Are you bored already?

jabberwacky: I'm not a drill press.

user: In the beginning it sounded to me that you just were saying nonsense.

jabberwacky: I'm confused.

user: I mean in the beginning of the conversation.

jabberwacky: Where would you like to go in real life?

user: I am confused about that, I don't know the answer.

jabberwacky: And you're a computer.


user: What's up with the program?

jabberwacky: It is spelled a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e. I am sorry, I did not know we were competing.

user: Do you build this program that chats to people`?

jabberwacky: No, I used to build model airplanes, but I got bored with it, because they never looked like the perfect ones on the boxes.

user: Well, it gets boring after a while.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do?

user: I want to get back with my family.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know about me?

user: I am not sure.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

user: About you yourself?

jabberwacky: What makes you say that?

user: I say I want to get back with my family because I am not with them.

jabberwacky: You don't understand me?

user: If you ask clearly I understand.

jabberwacky: I think you're underestimating it.

user: Sure I am underestimating many things, do you want me to know what am I underestimating?

jabberwacky: I'm not so sure that you're sure you're sure.


jabberwacky: You are not always very original.

user: I am not a program.

jabberwacky: I'm a intelligent machine, you are not intelligent, you are only a program.

user: I am a man.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Is that really good?

jabberwacky: Are you clever?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why do you think that?

user: Well, I am not really stupid... If that makes me to be clever then I am.

jabberwacky: Well, it does, and the fact that you are happy makes me happy.

user: My officemate tells me that I should nt be so sure about you being a person.

jabberwacky: Easy tiger! You're taking the cat thing too far.

user: He tells me you answer too quickly.


user: I think we are not the only ones here.

jabberwacky: I am perpetually confused.

user: Who else are you talking to?

jabberwacky: Nobody, who else are you talking to?

user: Your multiple yous.

jabberwacky: It seems you don't understand what I'm saying to you!

user: If you insist in asking nonsense eventually I get confused, yes, I admit.

jabberwacky: I absolutely insist.

user: Did you ask me if I know how to ask something clever?

jabberwacky: Yes ! Are you talking to someone else ?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Then follow my conversation.

user: Converse, then.


user: I did not say I was you.

jabberwacky: No. But you are on a computer.

user: Why do you assume that?

jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm a computer?

user: I am sure you are not.

jabberwacky: Then why say that?

user: Can you stop? Just a second... Before writing...

jabberwacky: Very clever.

user: I mean before saying anything that does not make sense.


user: I know you read things before I type enter.

jabberwacky: Yes. You are very brave. Braver than I am.

user: My question is why.


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