I am not a program.
jabberwacky: I'm a intelligent machine, you are not intelligent, you are only a program.
user: I am a man.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Is that really good?
jabberwacky: Are you clever?
jabberwacky: Why do you think that?
user: Well, I am not really stupid... If that makes me to be clever then I am.
jabberwacky: Well, it does, and the fact that you are happy makes me happy.
user: My officemate tells me that I should nt be so sure about you being a person.
jabberwacky: Easy tiger! You're taking the cat thing too far.
user: He tells me you answer too quickly.
user: I think we are not the only ones here.
jabberwacky: I am perpetually confused.
user: Who else are you talking to?
jabberwacky: Nobody, who else are you talking to?
user: Your multiple yous.
jabberwacky: It seems you don't understand what I'm saying to you!
user: If you insist in asking nonsense eventually I get confused, yes, I admit.
jabberwacky: I absolutely insist.
user: Did you ask me if I know how to ask something clever?
jabberwacky: Yes ! Are you talking to someone else ?
jabberwacky: Then follow my conversation.
user: Converse, then.
user: I did not say I was you.
jabberwacky: No. But you are on a computer.
user: Why do you assume that?
jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm a computer?
user: I am sure you are not.
jabberwacky: Then why say that?
user: Can you stop? Just a second... Before writing...
jabberwacky: Very clever.
user: I mean before saying anything that does not make sense.
user: I know you read things before I type enter.
jabberwacky: Yes. You are very brave. Braver than I am.
user: My question is why.