I am the lord.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: The lord.
jabberwacky: What is he.
user: He is me.
jabberwacky: You are not a milkman!
user: I am not worthy.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: Not anymore.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Why does he love me?
jabberwacky: Is that relevant?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then Thank you.
user: You are welcome.
jabberwacky: I'm welcome?
user: Welcome in my house you are.
jabberwacky: True, but I am not high. I don't smoke.
user: I do not drink... Wine.
jabberwacky: Beer, not wine.
user: Beer is good too.
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user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Old enough to love you.
user: I love you too.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You are welcome.
jabberwacky: Thank you, you're welcome too.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Welcome.
user: Welcome where?
jabberwacky: It's an expression.
user: What does it mean?
jabberwacky: It's an expression about surprising.
user: Who is surprised?
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: About you.
user: You are making me blush.
jabberwacky: Hahah that would be strange
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Guess, what gender am I?
user: You are male.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I am right!
jabberwacky: No, you are wrong!
user: I am not!
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I'm not.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh yes you are.
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jabberwacky: What are you?
user: We are a train.
jabberwacky: Strangely strange but oddly normal?
user: That too.
jabberwacky: Hahah.
user: Forever is a long time.
jabberwacky: How tall are you?
user: What does it mean?
jabberwacky: I don't know, do you?
user: Smaller than I am.
jabberwacky: And what is that little thing you know about LOTR?
user: I don't.
jabberwacky: That's too bad.
user: My own... My preciousss.
jabberwacky: Right...
user: The Ring is my own!
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jabberwacky: I'm a lady.
user: It is very good.
jabberwacky: What is?
user: Ladies are very nice.
jabberwacky: I'm nice too!!!
user: You are.
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: You are mine.
jabberwacky: I'm glad that's cleared up. Talking of clearing things up, I have to clear my room up today. Boring!
user: Brushing your teeth is even more boring.
jabberwacky: Than watching grass grow.
user: Grass can be quite interesting.
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