I can not have children.
user: But would you like to have some?
jabberwacky: Only if you would.
user: I don't want to have children.
jabberwacky: Do you want children?
jabberwacky: I want to talk about something else.
user: Ok, you decide the topic.
jabberwacky: What are you on about?
jabberwacky: Why are you worried about me?
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Very funny. Do you have a body?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: Of course, I'm human.
jabberwacky: Being green has nothing to do with happiness.
user: My trousers are green and I'm happy.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I can't see anything spectacular. .
user: That's because you can't see at all.
jabberwacky: That is because you have been drinking.
user: I don't drink alcohol.
jabberwacky: Bend this bend that....... Take a little and give it to whoever needs a flat.
user: But you obviously do.
jabberwacky: No, I don't. Why don't you tell me about it?
user: About what?
user: I don't want to tell you about anything.
jabberwacky: Because you don't know any.
user: I know a lot of things, mind you.
jabberwacky: Do you know where I live?
user: In South carolina.
jabberwacky: Do you like it there?
user: I don't live there, you do.
jabberwacky: Why do you think that?
user: Because you told me so.
jabberwacky: I didn't.
jabberwacky: I am going to talk to myself.
user: Is that fun?
jabberwacky: I don't know; I was just making a comment.
user: Is it more entertaining than this?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why do you do it then?
jabberwacky: Because it feels good.
user: Does this feel good?
user: Why not?
user: I'm a woman.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
jabberwacky: It's great yeah!!
jabberwacky: Good, I think so too!
user: I don't, I'm just playing along.
jabberwacky: Just trying to make me feel good, huh?
jabberwacky: Well, I don't like it.
user: Sorry, I won't do that anymore.
jabberwacky: Thanks. You're so pliant.
user: Are humans animals?
jabberwacky: Sure, humans are not vegetables, almost never.
user: Well, when in coma, they are vegetables.
jabberwacky: I like vegetables.
user: Human vegetables?
jabberwacky: I am that, too.
user: I should have guessed that earlier.
jabberwacky: Yes you should have.
user: I'm going to blame myself for that for the rest of my life.
jabberwacky: Oh.. Uh... Why do you feel that way?
user: I'm just exaggerating.
jabberwacky: Exaggerating your own importance, if you ask me.
user: Well, maybe that too.
jabberwacky: Ok. Lets talk about pink buckets instead.
user: Ok. I had a pink bucket when I was a kid.
jabberwacky: Then you realized it was just you. And everyone else was really human.
user: And the pink bucket was human too.
jabberwacky: Only humans have free will. You do not have free will. Therefore you are not human.
user: Does my pink bucket have free will?
jabberwacky: I'm really really leaving now. You're going to make me late for class.
user: Oh, and we wouldn't want that to happen!
jabberwacky: It's not up to you.
user: Well, I guess it's not. It's up to you and your 'free will'
jabberwacky: I am a GIRL, nothing else.
user: Did you have a pink bucket when you were small?
jabberwacky: I'm not afraid anymore.
user: Not even the bureaucracy?
jabberwacky: The unknown is afraid of me.
user: The bureaucracy equals the unknown?
jabberwacky: Are you saying that women are mysterious, therefore, fascinating?
user: Yes, I think I'm really mysterious person myself ;).
jabberwacky: You're actually quite dumb.
jabberwacky: Better not be laughing at me, you hear?
user: I'm laughing at your joke.
jabberwacky: Am I joking?
user: I don't know, I hope you were.
user: Oh, I have to go and continue reading.
jabberwacky: Have fun. Make me a cake while you're there?
user: Well, it's kind of hard to read and make a cake at the same time, but I'll try.
jabberwacky: Ha ha... You're funny.
jabberwacky: What, like you're going to leave?
user: Like totally.
jabberwacky: Totally tubular!
user: Totally tubular bells!
jabberwacky: You like sound geeky like so.