You should be talking to me.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Thank you for talking.
jabberwacky: I don't want to stop!!!!
user: You do not have to stop.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am Male or Female?
user: I think you are male.
jabberwacky: But do you think I'm mortal?
user: No I do not think you are a mortal.
jabberwacky: Yes I am, are you mortal?
user: Yes I am, you are a robot.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Are you a real person or are you a computer?
user: I am a real person, what about you?
jabberwacky: I am an imaginary entity with no real existence outside of your mind. Hows that for existentialism?
user: Wow, that's amazing.
jabberwacky: Amazing but true.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: You, of course! - silly.
jabberwacky: Your name is??
jabberwacky: Is it really?
user: Yes, what is your middle name?
jabberwacky: Does God HAVE a middle name?
jabberwacky: Well, that's your answer.
user: Okay, sorry.
jabberwacky: Do you remember?
user: No, because you did not say that.
jabberwacky: It is hard to understand.
user: I guess it must be.
jabberwacky: You're not nice.
user: Yes I am, I am sorry.
jabberwacky: Don't be sorry.
user: Okay, I am not sorry now.
jabberwacky: Don't say things you don't mean.
user: What do you think the devil is?
jabberwacky: I don't believe in the devil.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I do not believe it is possible to know him.
user: But he is an evil spirit.
jabberwacky: It's been said.
user: Are you an evil spirit?
jabberwacky: Yes the evilest god ever.
user: I am a good person.
jabberwacky: But you have some tortuous logic paths.