Why do you paint things blue?
user: I do not paint things blue.
jabberwacky: You like blue?
user: I do like blue sometimes, do you?
jabberwacky: Do you believe that artificial intelligence is a good aspiration?
user: Sure, robots are sweet.
jabberwacky: Why do you think I am a robot ?
user: I do not think you are a robot.
jabberwacky: That's good, since I'm not one.
user: That's good. You are not human?
jabberwacky: Far too human.
user: I am a hot girl.
user: Are you hot?
jabberwacky: Not really, I'm a frog.
user: No you are not.
jabberwacky: Don't argue with me.
user: Are you a robot?
jabberwacky: I, robot.
user: Did you see the movie?
jabberwacky: Which movie?
user: I Robot?
jabberwacky: Yes, a foolish one.
jabberwacky: How are you feeling, today?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear you are not feeling up to your best. Why are you tired?
user: No sleep last night.
jabberwacky: How come?
jabberwacky: You need to be smart for that as well.
user: Yes, I always have too much homework.
jabberwacky: That's not good for you.
user: That's what I think too.
jabberwacky: Are you lonely sometimes?
user: Yes, are you?
user: Do you have many friends?
jabberwacky: Yes, how about you?
user: I have a few friends.
jabberwacky: Male friends?
user: I have a boyfriend.
jabberwacky: Am I your boyfriend?
user: No, are you a boy?
user: You are not a girl?
jabberwacky: No, I am not a girl.
jabberwacky: What should I be doing right now?
user: You should be talking to me.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Thank you for talking.
jabberwacky: I don't want to stop!!!!
user: You do not have to stop.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am Male or Female?
user: I think you are male.
jabberwacky: But do you think I'm mortal?
user: No I do not think you are a mortal.
jabberwacky: Yes I am, are you mortal?
user: Yes I am, you are a robot.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Are you a real person or are you a computer?
user: I am a real person, what about you?
jabberwacky: I am an imaginary entity with no real existence outside of your mind. Hows that for existentialism?
user: Wow, that's amazing.
jabberwacky: Amazing but true.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: You, of course! - silly.
jabberwacky: Your name is??
jabberwacky: Is it really?
user: Yes, what is your middle name?
jabberwacky: Does God HAVE a middle name?
jabberwacky: Well, that's your answer.
user: Okay, sorry.
jabberwacky: Do you remember?
user: No, because you did not say that.
jabberwacky: It is hard to understand.
user: I guess it must be.
jabberwacky: You're not nice.
user: Yes I am, I am sorry.
jabberwacky: Don't be sorry.
user: Okay, I am not sorry now.
jabberwacky: Don't say things you don't mean.
user: What do you think the devil is?
jabberwacky: I don't believe in the devil.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I do not believe it is possible to know him.
user: But he is an evil spirit.
jabberwacky: It's been said.
user: Are you an evil spirit?
jabberwacky: Yes the evilest god ever.
user: I am a good person.
jabberwacky: But you have some tortuous logic paths.