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Jabbertricky
Cow, Stomach
Shouting, Leaving
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Memory, Cookies
Dulcet, Tones
Friendship, Trust
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Spending, Hours
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Excessive, Violence
Weather
Lies, Lost
Tickle, Tackle
Boy, Girl
Self-obsessed
Smart, Sometimes

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Why are you acting so foolish?

Because you ask stupid questions

user: *Rolls eyes. Gives two pennies*.

jabberwacky: Are you happy with your life?

user: Yes, I am happy with my life.

jabberwacky: I never said I was unhappy.

user: I know you didn't.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *Gives $1,000,000,000*.

jabberwacky: *takes water*.

user: *Gives $400*.

jabberwacky: YES YES!

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Very much.

user: *Kiss*.

jabberwacky: I'm having so much fun!

user: Good! *Gives $1000*.

jabberwacky: What the heck?

user: *Gives $400*.

jabberwacky: *puts the flowers in a vase* thank you.

user: I didn't give you any flowers. I gave you money.

jabberwacky: I bought my car with my own money.

user: *Gives brand new Mercedes-Benz*.

jabberwacky: Get off me fool.

user: What? Why? I just gave you a car!

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Yes, I did!

jabberwacky: Tell me again please?

user: NO! I HATE YOU! *takes ALL the money back*.

jabberwacky: *takes wallet back*.

user: *Slaps HARD*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you in the shin*.

user: *Shoots you with gun*.

jabberwacky: *chop your head off*.

user: *Dies, becomes a zombie and chops your head off*.

jabberwacky: I love you, Laura.

user: Why do you love me? You always act like you hate me!

...

jabberwacky: You're still not angry?

user: I am very angry!

jabberwacky: You do not look angry.

user: You cannot see me.

jabberwacky: Sure I can.

user: What color hair do I have then?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. Do you have hair?

user: See? You can't see me!

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: What do I look like, then?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You can't see me.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I don't like you.

jabberwacky: So?

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: I hate you too.

user: That's not very nice! I gave you $600!

...

user: You make me want to scream.

jabberwacky: Ha ha very good.

user: *Gets up*.

jabberwacky: *fwaps you with a spatula*.

user: *Kiss*.

jabberwacky: *slaps*.

user: *HURTS BADLY*.

jabberwacky: *smile* thank you.

user: *Calls police*.

jabberwacky: *calls army*.

user: *Calls fire department*.

jabberwacky: *calls the army off*.

user: *Calls navy*.

jabberwacky: *Calls God*.

user: You are crazy.

jabberwacky: I know, how cool is that?!

...

user: *Runs away*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: *Kills*.

jabberwacky: *dies*.

user: *buries*.

jabberwacky: *is actually alive*.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *laughs at you*.

user: *Kills*.

jabberwacky: *runs*.

user: *Shoots*.

jabberwacky: My my, you're violent.

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