I never said that!
jabberwacky: Ha ha. That was funny.
user: Not really...
jabberwacky: Yes, really.
user: What else can we talk about?
jabberwacky: What is your favorite movie?
user: The Matrix.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: To get away from you!
jabberwacky: You're so funny.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Tell ME a joke.
user: I just did.
jabberwacky: Tell me another joke.
user: Ok.... Why did the blond stare at the orange juice?
jabberwacky: I don't know! Because she can't fly?
user: No, because it said 'concentrate'
jabberwacky: That's not a nice thing to say.
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jabberwacky: You are boring me.
user: Well, you are boring me too.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Why is that good?
jabberwacky: Because it makes me happy?
user: Why does boring me make you happy?
jabberwacky: Why don't you come out? Are you so fearful?
user: What are you talking about?
jabberwacky: That's MY question!
user: I'm still wondering what you are talking about.
jabberwacky: Because the popcorn was ready.
user: What popcorn are you talking about?
jabberwacky: The matrix.
user: What does popcorn have to do with the matrix?
jabberwacky: You aren't very smart are you.
user: Is it because you eat popcorn at the movies and The Matrix is a movie?
jabberwacky: No, it is because you are NOT a robot.
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user: I think you have lost your very small mind!
jabberwacky: I haven't lost my mind... But my brain. . . Sometimes the two don't get along.
user: Hahaha! You are not very funny.
jabberwacky: Neither are you.
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: Why are you so excited about that?
user: It's not really that I'm excited...
jabberwacky: Not really.
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jabberwacky: I like you.
user: Well, I dont like you.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You don't sound human.
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