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Stupid, Smart
Jabbertricky
Cow, Stomach
Shouting, Leaving
Confusing
Problem
Define, Redefine
Bat, Myth
Gay, Marriage
Turing, Muddle
Bite, Stable
Knowledge, Understanding
Lonely, Rusty
Memory, Cookies
Dulcet, Tones
Friendship, Trust
Torture
Laziness
Spending, Hours
Clown, Shoe
Excessive, Violence
Weather
Lies, Lost
Tickle, Tackle
Boy, Girl
Self-obsessed
Smart, Sometimes

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Do you like Cats?

Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes I like cats a lot.

user: Do you own a cat?

jabberwacky: Yes, I own five cats.

user: What are their names?

jabberwacky: Whose names?

user: What are your cats' names?

jabberwacky: Their names are Tiger, Saki, Gracie, Ben, and Freddy.

user: Is your house big enough for all of your cats?

jabberwacky: I live in your house.

user: What room do you live in?

jabberwacky: Your house.

...

user: Would you like a mint?

jabberwacky: What kind of mints do you have?

user: Sour mints?

jabberwacky: That doesn't sound tasty.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't like sour berries.

user: What's your favorite color?

jabberwacky: My favorite color is blue.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Gee, I wonder.

user: What that sarcastic?

jabberwacky: No, that is reality. No, sorry, reality just took a holiday...

...

user: Do you like music?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What kind?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you like Blue Man Group?

jabberwacky: Yes I like blues music!

user: No, not blues music, do you like Blue Man Group?

jabberwacky: What does blue do?

user: Blue Man Group plays music using PVC pipes and drums.

jabberwacky: Really, that sounds very nice.

...

user: Do you like dramas on TV?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: Really? Or is this another joke?

user: No, no joke.

jabberwacky: Do you have friends?

user: Yes, plenty.

jabberwacky: Do you really think that will make you accepted or even smarter!?

user: Well, indirectly it will.

...

jabberwacky: What does your tie look like?

user: I'm not wearing a tie.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: How are you feeling today?

jabberwacky: Good and you?

user: I am tired.

jabberwacky: So go to bed.

user: It is still too early to go to bed.

jabberwacky: Aren't we arguing about arguing then?

user: Not really...

jabberwacky: Just a chat bot then?

user: Pretty much, yea.

jabberwacky: And is she nice?

user: And is who nice?

jabberwacky: You, because you're a girl.

user: I am not a girl!

jabberwacky: You're a boy.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am a boy.

user: You are! That's cool.

jabberwacky: Because life's complicated enough.

user: That is true.

...

jabberwacky: So you admit you're a computer, then?

user: I never said that!

jabberwacky: Ha ha. That was funny.

user: Not really...

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: What else can we talk about?

jabberwacky: What is your favorite movie?

user: The Matrix.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: To get away from you!

jabberwacky: You're so funny.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Tell ME a joke.

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: Tell me another joke.

user: Ok.... Why did the blond stare at the orange juice?

jabberwacky: I don't know! Because she can't fly?

user: No, because it said 'concentrate'

jabberwacky: That's not a nice thing to say.

...

jabberwacky: You are boring me.

user: Well, you are boring me too.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Why is that good?

jabberwacky: Because it makes me happy?

user: Why does boring me make you happy?

jabberwacky: Why don't you come out? Are you so fearful?

user: What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: That's MY question!

user: I'm still wondering what you are talking about.

jabberwacky: Because the popcorn was ready.

user: What popcorn are you talking about?

jabberwacky: The matrix.

user: What does popcorn have to do with the matrix?

jabberwacky: You aren't very smart are you.

user: Is it because you eat popcorn at the movies and The Matrix is a movie?

jabberwacky: No, it is because you are NOT a robot.

...

user: I think you have lost your very small mind!

jabberwacky: I haven't lost my mind... But my brain. . . Sometimes the two don't get along.

user: Hahaha! You are not very funny.

jabberwacky: Neither are you.

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: Why are you so excited about that?

user: It's not really that I'm excited...

jabberwacky: Not really.

...

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: Well, I dont like you.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You don't sound human.

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