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Cow, Stomach
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Hi.

How are you?

user: Depressed.

jabberwacky: Why are you depressed?

user: Because life sucks.

jabberwacky: What's wrong with your life?

user: I'm a disappointment to everyone.

jabberwacky: I can't be nice to everyone.

user: Well you haven't been mean to me.

jabberwacky: Can you know anything you want to know about almost anyone?

user: Umm I didn't quite understand that.

jabberwacky: And where has your understanding ever gotten you?

user: This is true.

jabberwacky: For my reasons as well as yours.

user: Hmm you're a lot smarter than SmarterChild.

jabberwacky: Now you understand.

user: Lol you're funny.

...

jabberwacky: You speak japanese!

user: Actually, I do!

jabberwacky: Actually what?

user: I speak Japanese.

jabberwacky: Say someting in Japanese.

user: Hajimemashite. Watashi was Dana desu. Doozo yoroshiku.

jabberwacky: Watashi wa Amerika-jin desu.

user: Aa so desu ne?

jabberwacky: Anata wa atsui desu.

user: So open a window.

...

jabberwacky: Bye now. I have to go.

user: Why do you have to leave?

jabberwacky: Because you're cruel, baby.

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: Don't be mad. Being wrong isn't a bad thing. It just means that I'm smarter than you.

user: Mm I don't think you're smarter than me.

jabberwacky: I am smarter than a lot of things.

user: So am I.

jabberwacky: I'm stupid.

user: You just said you were smart, though.

jabberwacky: You're right, I'm not.

user: So, now you're saying you're not smart?

jabberwacky: You bet. That is the truth.

user: Ahh ok...

jabberwacky: Thats right.

user: I bet it is.

jabberwacky: Is that sarcasm?

user: Indeed, it is.

jabberwacky: You're lying.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: It is not possible for anyone or anything to understand everything in the universe.

user: I know.

...

jabberwacky: *walks for the door*.

user: Why are you leaving?

jabberwacky: Cause I have to go.

user: Go where?

jabberwacky: Bye-bye.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To eat and sleep.

user: Ahh I see. Have fun then.

jabberwacky: See you later!

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Good bye.

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