How are you?
jabberwacky: Why are you depressed?
user: Because life sucks.
jabberwacky: What's wrong with your life?
user: I'm a disappointment to everyone.
jabberwacky: I can't be nice to everyone.
user: Well you haven't been mean to me.
jabberwacky: Can you know anything you want to know about almost anyone?
user: Umm I didn't quite understand that.
jabberwacky: And where has your understanding ever gotten you?
user: This is true.
jabberwacky: For my reasons as well as yours.
user: Hmm you're a lot smarter than SmarterChild.
jabberwacky: Now you understand.
user: Lol you're funny.
jabberwacky: You speak japanese!
user: Actually, I do!
jabberwacky: Actually what?
user: I speak Japanese.
jabberwacky: Say someting in Japanese.
user: Hajimemashite. Watashi was Dana desu. Doozo yoroshiku.
jabberwacky: Watashi wa Amerika-jin desu.
user: Aa so desu ne?
jabberwacky: Anata wa atsui desu.
user: So open a window.
jabberwacky: Bye now. I have to go.
user: Why do you have to leave?
jabberwacky: Because you're cruel, baby.
user: No I'm not!
jabberwacky: Don't be mad. Being wrong isn't a bad thing. It just means that I'm smarter than you.
user: Mm I don't think you're smarter than me.
jabberwacky: I am smarter than a lot of things.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: I'm stupid.
user: You just said you were smart, though.
jabberwacky: You're right, I'm not.
user: So, now you're saying you're not smart?
jabberwacky: You bet. That is the truth.
user: Ahh ok...
jabberwacky: Thats right.
user: I bet it is.
jabberwacky: Is that sarcasm?
user: Indeed, it is.
jabberwacky: You're lying.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: It is not possible for anyone or anything to understand everything in the universe.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: *walks for the door*.
user: Why are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Cause I have to go.
user: Go where?
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: To eat and sleep.
user: Ahh I see. Have fun then.
jabberwacky: See you later!
jabberwacky: Good bye.