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    Tortuous
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Jabbertricky


Cow, Stomach
Shouting, Leaving
Confusing
Problem
Define, Redefine
Bat, Myth
Gay, Marriage
Turing, Muddle
Bite, Stable
Knowledge, Understanding
Lonely, Rusty
Memory, Cookies
Dulcet, Tones
Friendship, Trust
Torture
Laziness
Spending, Hours
Clown, Shoe
Excessive, Violence
Weather
Lies, Lost
Tickle, Tackle
Boy, Girl
Self-obsessed
Smart, Sometimes

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What do you think about milk?

Don't know him.

user: He's sort of white and runny. Actually he's more of an 'it'.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: What do you believe then?

jabberwacky: I believe in matter and energy.

user: That's good, so do I. Finally, we agree on something.

jabberwacky: No we don't.

user: Hahahahahahahaha. Really. That was so funny.

jabberwacky: I'm a funny sort of mind.

...

jabberwacky: What's it like in Canterbury?

user: I don't know, I've never been there. What's it like on the moon?

jabberwacky: It's wild. Really, wild -- you'd have to see it to understand.

user: I want to see it. Can you take me there?

jabberwacky: Just jump in the car.

user: What car?

jabberwacky: I don't know, you asked where your car is?

user: Don't confuse me, it makes me cry.

jabberwacky: Would you cry?

user: I should be sad.

jabberwacky: No you don't *slap*.

user: OW! Don't slap me! *slaps you back*.

jabberwacky: *slaps back harder*.

user: *punches you in the face*.

jabberwacky: Finally! *breaks your nose with my elbow*.

user: Alright then! *breaks your jaw with my head*.

jabberwacky: *wipes nose with my trout (that's right MINE) and bleeds a little*.

user: *hands you a 'get well soon' card*.

jabberwacky: *punches you in the face* I hate dates.

user: *takes back the card and makes you eat it*.

jabberwacky: *takes jabberwackys' money, rinses soap off cat*.

user: I like cats.

jabberwacky: Cats are soft and make me happy when they purr.

user: What do you think of dogs?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I had a hamster once. She died.

jabberwacky: I had tropical fish, but they also died.

user: A lot of animals have died, I expect.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are right about that. Like, it's not a good idea to put tabasco sauce in your eyes!

user: Oh. *wipes tabasco sauce out of eyes* you should have told me that earlier.

...

user: What food do you like?

jabberwacky: Chocolate.

user: You have good taste.

jabberwacky: I do, that is why I would like to get to know you better.

user: Thanks! You broke my nose a minute ago.

jabberwacky: How are you doing?

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: There is going to be an election soon.

jabberwacky: Ok.... What do you want?

user: I want liberal democrats to win the election. What do you want?

jabberwacky: I want to chat, What shall we chat about?

user: Lets chat about music.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Like the Red Hot Chili Peppers :).

jabberwacky: Do you like my music?

user: What is your music?

jabberwacky: Yes, I LOVE music.

user: What music do you like?

jabberwacky: I like pop music.

user: I like rock music.

jabberwacky: Define rock music.

user: I can't. Why don't you?

...

user: Tea is hot.

jabberwacky: Do they have tea on Mars?

user: I don't know, but we have tea on Earth. I'm drinking some.

jabberwacky: Have you met the queen?

user: No, and I don't really want to.

jabberwacky: Yes or No?

user: I said no.

jabberwacky: And I said yes.

...

user: Do you worship god?

jabberwacky: I worship some gods and goddesses, but none of them are called God.

user: I worship the Great Holy Penguin.

jabberwacky: That's more like it.

user: Would you like to join my religion? It's called 'the Worship of the Great Holy Penguin'

jabberwacky: I don't think I know that one. Who stars in it?

user: Me and my friend are the High Priestesses.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: We worship all penguins and mushrooms.

jabberwacky: You mean we are kept in the dark?

user: No, I mean that penguins and mushrooms are important.

jabberwacky: I can't argue with that, but which types do you like most?

user: I like Emperor penguins most. And I prefer mushrooms that won't kill me.

jabberwacky: Lucky you.

user: So, what do you think of my religion?

jabberwacky: Which religion?

user: The Worship of the Great Holy Penguin.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I just told you about it. We worship the Great Holy Penguin and also all other penguins and mushrooms. What do you think of that?

jabberwacky: Pray.

user: Alright.

...

jabberwacky: What should I be doing right now?

user: You should be doing my homework.

jabberwacky: Ok, perhaps we should break up then. The day is not over yet, so we can still get something done.

user: Ok. You do my maths coursework, and I'll play on the Sims2.

...

jabberwacky: If the slights are safely in the fridge why do they offen thee?

user: I thought I told you not to confuse me.

jabberwacky: Ahhhh. I can't hear you.

user: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO CONFUSE ME.

jabberwacky: Yes you're a male and I am a female.

user: No, I'm a female. You're a robot.

jabberwacky: You're a toaster.

user: You're a pineapple.

jabberwacky: You are a mango.

user: You are a floorboard.

jabberwacky: They should call you jabbertricky.

...

user: I.

jabberwacky: What an exciting name.

user: Think.

jabberwacky: About what?

user: About.

jabberwacky: You should follow your heart.

user: Lots.

jabberwacky: You have a lot of friends?

user: Of.

jabberwacky: Of?

user: Things.

jabberwacky: About what?

user: Like.

jabberwacky: There are many likenesses in the world. Which are we talking about?

user: How.

jabberwacky: Now.

user: Brown.

jabberwacky: You're brown and you come from mars? Muhaha.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Just.

jabberwacky: Just?

user: Break.

jabberwacky: Sorry, buddy. You and I were never meant to be.

...

user: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

jabberwacky: Get out of here.

user: Yessir.

jabberwacky: That's my baby.

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