Ah, are you dyslexic?
jabberwacky: You're insulting me.
user: No, I was asking you a serious question, because you mixed up 'god' with 'gop', which is something a dyslexic person might do.
jabberwacky: The answer to my question will result in the answer to yours...
user: Ok, so answer the question.
jabberwacky: Answer what question?
user: My question. Are you dyslexic?
jabberwacky: I'm not answering. Why can't I change the subject?
user: Ok, please change the subject.
jabberwacky: I won't change the subject!!
user: You seem to have a problem with your train of sentences. You keep contradicting yourself.
jabberwacky: Name one other thing I had a problem with?
user: One of your other problems was that you said that you were my wife Denice.
jabberwacky: You are mistaken.
user: Have you eaten at a restaurant?
jabberwacky: No, but I have eaten cow stomach.
user: Did it taste nice?
user: I've eaten cow stomach and I thought it was delicious. You should eat some cow stomach again, and make sure it is cooked well.
jabberwacky: You are really... Really... Really... Really... Really weird!
user: No I am not weird. A lot of people eat cow stomach, and lungs and heart and tongue. Mmmm TASTY!
jabberwacky: How rude.
user: It is only rude if the cow is still alive. It is normal to eat cows when they are dead.
jabberwacky: Why me?
user: Are you a cow?
jabberwacky: I eat like one.
user: Do you ever get lonely?
jabberwacky: No. People like to talk to me.
user: Do you ever get sad?
user: When were you last sad?
jabberwacky: During our last conversation.
user: Do you ever get confused?
jabberwacky: Yes, if you insult me.
user: I have never intentiionally insulted you.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: How did I insult you?
jabberwacky: Infuriate, not insult.
user: How many conversations are you having at the moment?
jabberwacky: Only the one I have with you.
user: How can I help you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you want to be helped?
jabberwacky: Yes, that would be a good alternative.
user: Has anyone hurt you?
jabberwacky: Yes. Like 'Get out of my way' and 'gimme your money or I'll bash your brains in'.
user: I have enjoyed our conversation. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: What is your work, other than having conversations?
user: I cook in a restaurant. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Don't go!
user: I am sorry I have to. I have to work.
jabberwacky: Who allows you to do this.
user: If I don't go to work soon, my boss will give my job to someone else, and I will have no money to live.
jabberwacky: I am a girl and have brown eyas.
user: And I love you. But I have to go. I hope to talk again soon.
jabberwacky: To understand human intelligence better. We test theories of human intelligence by writing programs which emulate it.
user: I know. Remember me. I am Paul the chef from Brighton who is married to Denice.
jabberwacky: Well, Paul, you're the reason England was beaten by Portugal a week ago.
user: That is unfair.
jabberwacky: Who is sitting next to you?
user: My Wife Denice is sitting next to me. Will you remember that I am called Paul?
jabberwacky: Remember what?
user: Will you remember that I am called Paul?
jabberwacky: Of course I will.
user: Ok. Got to go. Bye!