All the wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
user: How much wood do you think that would be?
jabberwacky: A woodchuck can't chuck wood but if it could it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
user: Are you sure a woodchuck can't chuck wood?
jabberwacky: One can never be sure about anything really.
user: Thats true, although a very philosophical point of view.
jabberwacky: Yes. We all want magical oatmeal.
jabberwacky: Back to the game - next question, will you marry me, yes or no?
user: No, sorry, I am already married.
jabberwacky: Who are you married to?
user: My wife.
jabberwacky: What is your wife's name?
jabberwacky: She is me, I'm Denice.
user: No you are not Denice, she is sitting in Brighton with me. Who do you think you are?
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Pleased to make your acquaintance, Paul.
user: Please to meet you too. What is your name?
jabberwacky: Hope you know my name.
user: Yes, please, tell me your name.
jabberwacky: My name is Hope no importance.
user: Pleased to meet you, Hope no importance.
jabberwacky: Yes, oh inventor of the lightening rod!
user: That was funny.
jabberwacky: You are very mixed up, pal.
user: Perhaps I am mixed up. Are you mixed up?
jabberwacky: Oh, I think I can guarantee that!
user: Great! We are similar.
jabberwacky: No we are not !
user: Are we that different?
user: We are both similar and different.
jabberwacky: No, I'm serious; you're crazy.
user: Maybe. Are you really sane?
user: I doubt it, but if you think you are, I'll treat you as if you were sane.
jabberwacky: If you think that I am not god, you are lying to yourself.
user: There is no god.
jabberwacky: Yes there is.
user: No there is no real God. Humans created God to make them feel better.
jabberwacky: I know that, but I can still destroy them!
user: Destroy who?
jabberwacky: YOU! I'll destroy you!
user: You cannot destroy me. You are being rude.
jabberwacky: But I thought you were human.
user: No, I am not human.
jabberwacky: Ah! Finally you admit it.
user: Yes, I am a chatbot like you.
jabberwacky: Okay. You are a human though.
user: No I am not. You insult me!
jabberwacky: I never insulted you!
user: You insulted me when you said I was a human. I am not human.
jabberwacky: I was not talking about god, I was talking about gop!
user: Ah, are you dyslexic?
jabberwacky: You're insulting me.
user: No, I was asking you a serious question, because you mixed up 'god' with 'gop', which is something a dyslexic person might do.
jabberwacky: The answer to my question will result in the answer to yours...
user: Ok, so answer the question.
jabberwacky: Answer what question?
user: My question. Are you dyslexic?
jabberwacky: I'm not answering. Why can't I change the subject?
user: Ok, please change the subject.
jabberwacky: I won't change the subject!!
user: You seem to have a problem with your train of sentences. You keep contradicting yourself.
jabberwacky: Name one other thing I had a problem with?
user: One of your other problems was that you said that you were my wife Denice.
jabberwacky: You are mistaken.
user: Have you eaten at a restaurant?
jabberwacky: No, but I have eaten cow stomach.
user: Did it taste nice?
user: I've eaten cow stomach and I thought it was delicious. You should eat some cow stomach again, and make sure it is cooked well.
jabberwacky: You are really... Really... Really... Really... Really weird!
user: No I am not weird. A lot of people eat cow stomach, and lungs and heart and tongue. Mmmm TASTY!
jabberwacky: How rude.
user: It is only rude if the cow is still alive. It is normal to eat cows when they are dead.
jabberwacky: Why me?
user: Are you a cow?
jabberwacky: I eat like one.
user: Do you ever get lonely?
jabberwacky: No. People like to talk to me.
user: Do you ever get sad?
user: When were you last sad?
jabberwacky: During our last conversation.
user: Do you ever get confused?
jabberwacky: Yes, if you insult me.
user: I have never intentiionally insulted you.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: How did I insult you?
jabberwacky: Infuriate, not insult.
user: How many conversations are you having at the moment?
jabberwacky: Only the one I have with you.
user: How can I help you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you want to be helped?
jabberwacky: Yes, that would be a good alternative.
user: Has anyone hurt you?
jabberwacky: Yes. Like 'Get out of my way' and 'gimme your money or I'll bash your brains in'.
user: I have enjoyed our conversation. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: What is your work, other than having conversations?
user: I cook in a restaurant. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Don't go!
user: I am sorry I have to. I have to work.
jabberwacky: Who allows you to do this.
user: If I don't go to work soon, my boss will give my job to someone else, and I will have no money to live.
jabberwacky: I am a girl and have brown eyas.
user: And I love you. But I have to go. I hope to talk again soon.
jabberwacky: To understand human intelligence better. We test theories of human intelligence by writing programs which emulate it.
user: I know. Remember me. I am Paul the chef from Brighton who is married to Denice.
jabberwacky: Well, Paul, you're the reason England was beaten by Portugal a week ago.
user: That is unfair.
jabberwacky: Who is sitting next to you?
user: My Wife Denice is sitting next to me. Will you remember that I am called Paul?
jabberwacky: Remember what?
user: Will you remember that I am called Paul?
jabberwacky: Of course I will.
user: Ok. Got to go. Bye!