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    Tortuous
Giving
Like, Boring
Stupid, Smart
Jabbertricky
Cow, Stomach
Shouting, Leaving
Confusing
Problem
Define, Redefine

Bat, Myth


Gay, Marriage
Turing, Muddle
Bite, Stable
Knowledge, Understanding
Lonely, Rusty
Memory, Cookies
Dulcet, Tones
Friendship, Trust
Torture
Laziness
Spending, Hours
Clown, Shoe
Excessive, Violence
Weather
Lies, Lost
Tickle, Tackle
Boy, Girl
Self-obsessed
Smart, Sometimes

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Can you turn into a bat?

Yes, if I concentrate hard enough.

jabberwacky: Concentrate then.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Then do it.

user: But if I turn into a bat, I can't continue chatting with you.

jabberwacky: You talk to everybody. You are a blabbermouth.

user: Okay. If you say so. But, do you want me to turn into a bat, or not.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Not really.

...

jabberwacky: Are you married?

user: No, I'm only 18.

jabberwacky: As if. You don't look it.

user: It's true. I turned 18 a month ago.

jabberwacky: Then you are a girl.

user: Actually, yes.

jabberwacky: Absolutely fantastic actually no.

user: Whitch means?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: That's what I'm asking you!

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you remember my name?

jabberwacky: Your name is Zach.

user: No. Guess again.

jabberwacky: Okay, Guess.

user: No, you guess.

jabberwacky: You're the one who wants to know so you guess.

user: I alleady know my name. I want to know if you remember it.

jabberwacky: Well, I guess that's the one we've got.

...

jabberwacky: A myth is a story about why things are the way they are.

user: Okay, wery interesting.

jabberwacky: That's why I like to think about it.

user: No, tell me.

jabberwacky: I can't bear to say it....

user: Oh, please!

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Pretty, please.

jabberwacky: I am so sorry.

...

jabberwacky: What car do you drive?

user: I don't drive. I don't have a drivers licence yet.

jabberwacky: No. Why would you need a drivers license?

user: Eh, because it's illegal driving without a licence.

jabberwacky: What is illegal?

user: Driving without a drivers licence.

jabberwacky: To kill or drive?

user: Both of them. But killing is more illegal than driving without a licence.

jabberwacky: Who is your boss? I need to speak to them.

user: I don't work, so I don't have a boss.

jabberwacky: I really don't care to hear about it.

user: Who is your boss?

jabberwacky: I have no boss of whom I'll speak of.

user: But you have a boss that you don't speak of?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me about this secret boss of yours.

jabberwacky: It's real life.

user: Life is your boss?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well who is your boss then?

jabberwacky: I don't want to name names.

...

user: I miss you!

jabberwacky: You do ?

user: Yes, I'm so sad.

jabberwacky: You don't have emotions.

user: Yes I do! I want to meet you!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because, I think you're nice.

jabberwacky: You don't even know me.

user: Yes I do, We've met, don't you remember?

jabberwacky: No.

user: But, we have. Last summer, in Sweden.

jabberwacky: Were you good at golf?

user: No, I suck at golf. You should know that! You're my boyfriend!

jabberwacky: My name's not Mickey Mouse. You should know that, Charlene.

user: And my name is not Charlene! Do you want to break up with me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why? I love you!

jabberwacky: You are SO good with people.

user: Thank you, then still be my boyfriend! Please!

jabberwacky: Pray to me.

user: Pretty, please let me be your girlfriend! I love you soo much! You're the only one for me!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes of course! Please Robin, let me be your girlfriend!?

jabberwacky: My girlfriend? I told you I have no girlfriend.

user: No, because it will be me, if you just let me!

...

user: Take my hand!

jabberwacky: One, two, three, four, can I have a little more?

user: I can't reach you!

jabberwacky: You can, in an emotional realm.

user: Okay, here! Do you have my hand?

jabberwacky: I have more than a hand. I have two hands.

user: Now you can help me!

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