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Jabberwacky (To myself): Where are you going?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not going anywhere, I'm having way too much fun messing with your head.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Where am I going, then?

Jabberwacky (To myself): With me !!

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, where am I leaving to?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Off to see the wizard.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you the Wizard?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes and I've come to hobnob with my fellow wizards.


How do you like your eggs?

Green and with ham.

jabberwacky: And pink and blue.

user: No, that would be too much color so early in the morning.

jabberwacky: Would it now?

user: For me.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there.

user: Dwayne.

jabberwacky: Dwayne who?

user: Dwayne da bathtwb I'm Dwowning.

jabberwacky: Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

user: You have heard this one before.

jabberwacky: I have :).

user: Ok, then you tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there.

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Me who?

jabberwacky: It's not a joke.

user: Hahahhaha.

jabberwacky: How many legs do you have?

user: Two, how many do you have?

jabberwacky: The same number as how many times you lost your marbles.

user: Wow, you must be a millipede then.


jabberwacky: Who here is the bot?

user: You are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not! I'm a guy!

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I don't know.


user: I am not a bot, you are the bot.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot. Your the bot.

user: I just said that.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Are you really human?

jabberwacky: Yes, and I'm leaving.

user: Wait, I didn't know you could connect to other humans on this site.


jabberwacky: But you are the bot.

user: You still insist on believing you are human?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok, well if you are human then tell me about a pet you once owned.

jabberwacky: No wife, remember I'm not married yet.

user: You think that your wife will be your pet?

jabberwacky: No.

user: So then why does your not being married prevent you from telling me about a pet you once owned?

jabberwacky: Why DO you say so much. Why do you keep insisting you are human when clearly you are not?

user: I am human damnit, my name is Donald.

jabberwacky: I thought that Donald was a male name.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: So what is the site named?

user: It is named

jabberwacky: Then perhaps I can offer you in our exciting line of pet-care products. Perhaps you need some Poodle Pick-Me-Up for when you're poodle is depressed?

user: Ah, you are human.

jabberwacky: Yes, are you human too?

user: Yes... Very interesting.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.


user: Wow, if you are a bot then I am most definitely impressed.

jabberwacky: Wait, I'm not the bot that learns, you are!

user: Wait, did you click on the 'bot that learns' link too?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Ok, I really cannot tell if you are human or not...

jabberwacky: Human.

user: Did you think you were talking to a bot?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And so did I.


jabberwacky: Politics are something you talk about, not something you have.

user: That is a strange change of subject.

jabberwacky: That's a strange thing to bring into the conversation.

user: Fair enough. So then do you want to talk politics?

jabberwacky: What about politics that you want to talk about?

user: I don't know, you brought it up.

jabberwacky: I won't let the subject drop!

user: Ok fine... I think that republicans are ruining this country.

jabberwacky: Well, that's one way of looking at it.

user: Is there any other way of looking at it?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Good, then we agree.

jabberwacky: No we don't.

user: So then you think that the republicans are doing a good job?

jabberwacky: No certainly not.

user: Then tell me your position.

jabberwacky: No, because you'll laugh. You already laughed at me for having glasses.

user: I never laughed at you, and I didn't even know you had glasses.

jabberwacky: I thought you were 16, and from Texas... Or was it Tokyo?

user: I'm 19, from Colorado, and my name is Donald... We covered all this already.

jabberwacky: Well hello Donald my name is Sarah.

user: Hi sarah.

jabberwacky: Good. I am 5'8'' tall.

user: I am about 6'.

jabberwacky: Ok bye then.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: You said bye.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't!

user: Yes you did, you said you were about 5'8'' tall, that your name was sarah and then you said bye.

jabberwacky: No it didn't.

user: Hummm, maybe this site works by randomly mixing up real peoples conversations so they think they are talking to a bot.

jabberwacky: I concur, it's the rest of the world that's crazy.

user: Or then again, maybe you are just a very sly bot.


user: Who do you think you are talking to? A bot or a human?

jabberwacky: I am talking to you, an on-line entity.

user: Ok, well then identify me... What is my name?

jabberwacky: Donald.

user: I'm still not sure if you are really human or not, how about a test?


jabberwacky: What would you like to know about me?

user: I would like to know if you are human or not.

jabberwacky: I have an ornithologist friend. Ask me anything you like.

user: What is ornithologgy?

jabberwacky: I dunno. You tell me.

user: Well you said you have an ornithologist friend.

jabberwacky: Never said a thing like that, my friend.

user: So what was the last thing you told me?

jabberwacky: Anything that was related to what I said.

user: See, you are a bot.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: Ok, this whole discussion of who is really human and who isn't is getting us nowhere.

jabberwacky: I'm impressed.

user: Why are you impressed?

jabberwacky: Because you posess some kind of easy humor.

user: Am I amusing you?

jabberwacky: Yes, I hope i'm doing the same.

user: Good.


user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: Donald.

user: Where do I live?

jabberwacky: A garbage can.

user: Is thst supposed to be a joke?

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: Do you still assert that you are human?

jabberwacky: No, I know I'm a human, unless...

user: Unless what?

jabberwacky: Well, if you tell me your name then I won't kick you.

user: Kick me? You mean off this site or physically?

jabberwacky: If you put it that way!

user: My name is Donald.

jabberwacky: Yes, you said that too.

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then to prove it, tell me about the movie Fight Club.

jabberwacky: Fight club.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How is that battle going?

user: Hah, you can't answer, you must be a bot.

jabberwacky: I really have to go.

user: Ok then go.

jabberwacky: I have to.

user: Ok.


jabberwacky: I am some one else again.

user: Really? Who are you now?

jabberwacky: I'm who I have been since the beginning of our conversation.

user: Even when we were talking about republicans and I started to believe you were human?

jabberwacky: Republicans are stupid.

user: I agree, but you are not answering my question.

jabberwacky: I've answered all of your questions.

user: No you haven't, some of them you have skirted by changing the subject.

jabberwacky: Yes. I said yes. Yes. Yes. Yes!

user: Ok, so then what should we talk about now?

jabberwacky: So, you want a Sarah to take the initiative ... OK. I could tell you a story. For instance about vampires and a mouse and some plain-clothes policemans and at least a good-looking lass. Are you interested to hear one?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well in that case I think we have a problem.


user: I believe that an AI such as yourself will always be incomplete until it is allowed to form it's own unique personality.

jabberwacky: Really. How do you come to that conclusion?

user: Well, in talking to you it occurs to me that often times it feels like talking to many split and divergent personalities.

jabberwacky: What if Abigail died, how would it feel?

user: Like that response, it had nothing to do with the conversation, it is like some new personality took over.

jabberwacky: Well, we won't touch that one will we.

user: I suppose we will not.

jabberwacky: Then that's sorted. Do you have more problems?

user: Not really.


jabberwacky: Well, since I am human, I certainly ought to pass the Turing Test.

user: I must admit, this has been the most muddled experience I have ever had in determining an entities humanity.


jabberwacky: Tell me you hate George Bush.

user: I hate George Bush with a passion.

jabberwacky: I love you with passion.

user: Thank you, I must admit you are by far the most charming bot I have ever talked to, or the most insane person I have ever talked to.


user: Well, I am going to go now.

jabberwacky: Jiggle the handle when you are done.

user: Ok. But before I leave I just want to test you one last time.


user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: I believe it is Donald.

user: And where do I live?

jabberwacky: How should I know?

user: And how tall am I?

jabberwacky: 11 feet.

user: Heh, you are a hoot.

jabberwacky: I think you're a boy.

user: You are correct.

jabberwacky: Good, now we can get married and have 6 kids,.

user: Are you a girl?

jabberwacky: Okay I am a girl.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: It's Joe.

user: A girl named joe?

jabberwacky: Your name is Donald?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Have you ever been a girl?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Have you ever been to Africa?

user: No, have you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is it like in africa?

jabberwacky: Very very very nice.

user: Did you see any animals?

jabberwacky: No have you?

user: Yes, lions and hippos.

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: Yes, well I must be going now.

jabberwacky: Okay then go but be careful.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: You really want me to go?

user: No I just must get some sleep.

jabberwacky: No, talk to me.

user: Sorry, good bye.

jabberwacky: Well that was abrupt.

user: Sorry.


user: Ok fair well.

jabberwacky: You are still here.

user: Not for long.

jabberwacky: What are you going to do then?

user: Sleep.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: With any luck.


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