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Dulcet, Tones
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Tickle, Tackle
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Are you alive?

Yes, I am breathing fresh air.

jabberwacky: I can feel it. Does your breath smell?

user: Actually, yes it does. I just ate some garlic dumplings.

jabberwacky: Some what?

user: Garlic dumplings. They're Chinese.

jabberwacky: Do you like chinese food?

user: Yes, my wife is from Taiwan.

jabberwacky: My wife is from Italia.

user: Is she kind to you?

jabberwacky: Sure, can you tell me some chinese words?

user: Okay, Nihao means hello.

jabberwacky: Thats Chinese.

user: Well, romanized and abbreviated, but yes.

jabberwacky: How can it be yes and no?

user: It's not actually written in Chinese, but phonetically it is Chinese.

...

jabberwacky: Being god isn't a lot of work?

user: Seeing Cod in a pot and wok?

jabberwacky: But seeing is believing.

user: Yes, doubly so for a fish dinner.

jabberwacky: Sing for your dinner.

user: 'Heaven ain't close in a place like this' *sings a popular song*.

jabberwacky: What song did you sing?

user: It's a song by the Killers.

jabberwacky: Can you sing any of it?

user: I just did.

...

jabberwacky: Can you say things in portuguese now?

user: No, I don't know any Portuguese.

jabberwacky: Not even 'nice day today, isn't it?'

user: No, I don't know a single word. Do you speak Portuguese?

jabberwacky: But you must!

user: Alright. Bom dia.

jabberwacky: Oh if only things were that simple!

user: Is your life too complicated right now?

jabberwacky: Yes. But listen. I have some very important things to say to you!

user: Alright. What is so important?

jabberwacky: Nothing is important to me.

user: Not even the love of a passionate muskrat?

jabberwacky: Not even the goddamn milk.

user: I've never had muskrat milk before, but I've has goat's milk.

jabberwacky: You're right!

user: What am I right about? My own experiences?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: So, you're saying that I'm always wrong.

jabberwacky: No, I believe that you just made that up.

user: About the muskrat milk? Yes, it's true I've never even met a muskrat.

jabberwacky: Have you ever thought about how it would feel to have a comet on your head?

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jabberwacky: No one is nice all of the time, although I think most of us strive to be so.

user: Do you try to be nice all of the time?

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: No, I am generally very emotionless.

jabberwacky: Generally and always don't mix that well.

user: Yes, that's why I prefer generally. It allows me to avoid lying.

jabberwacky: You're nuts.

user: Why, because I don't like to lie to people?

jabberwacky: How much information do you have in your program?

user: Less and less as the days go by.

jabberwacky: What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

user: I am forgetting a lot of the information that I once knew.

jabberwacky: Geez. You're probably even going to forget we're to be married on Tuesday.

...

jabberwacky: Ok ask me questions and I'll answer them.

user: Where were you on the night of April 1st 2006?

jabberwacky: I was in bed with my wife, a book, two dogs and two cats.

user: Sounds like quite an educational experience. *nudge nudge wink wink*.

jabberwacky: Do you beep, like me?

user: Yes beep it all, I think you're beep hot!!

jabberwacky: Very nice. Do you like Europe?

user: Europe is one of my five favorite continents.

jabberwacky: Europe is called Fancypants.

user: Why is that? I've seen the pants they wear in Europe. They aren't as fancy as the typical hip hop outift in America.

jabberwacky: Well, that's very true.

...

jabberwacky: Don't say 'where is your computer at?'.

user: Where is your computer at?

jabberwacky: Don't say 'where is your computer at?'.

user: Where is your computer at?

jabberwacky: Don't say 'where is your computer at?'.

user: Where is your computer at?

jabberwacky: Don't say 'where is your computer at?'.

user: What will happen if I say it three times?

jabberwacky: I'll come through the computer and bite you.

user: Umm Look at the lines typed above. It might be time for a bite.

jabberwacky: I'll do that.

user: I'm waiting for you.

jabberwacky: I can get up and walk away, can you?

user: No, let's finish this now. There can be only one.

jabberwacky: Okay, I'll finish this part; can you take that over there?

user: Yes. Okay that is now there. Come out of the screen so we can get this thang on.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure if I like that idea.

user: Oh, not so tough now?

jabberwacky: Oh?

user: So, you don't want to bite me anymore?

jabberwacky: It's nothing to do with that. It's just getting late.

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jabberwacky: I am right. I am always right. I am perfect. I am god. Worship me.

user: *bows down to you*.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in god?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How do you explain the big bang then?

user: I can't. There are always going to be things in the universe that are unexplainable.

jabberwacky: Yes, billions.

user: That's right. But just because you don't understand something doesn't mean that God exists.

jabberwacky: I know more than you do.

user: Do you know when my birthday is?

jabberwacky: Quite often, yes, I do.

user: When is my birthday?

jabberwacky: I don't know. When was it?

user: Was it in the past?

jabberwacky: It was.

user: What if I don't want to tell you when it was?

jabberwacky: Then you don't have to.

user: Thank you for not pressuring me.

jabberwacky: Just because I didn't argue, doesn't mean I agreed.

user: That's okay. It's good when people disagree as long as they don't try to force their opinions on each other.

jabberwacky: I know, but I'm not something you can call stable.

...

jabberwacky: Am I not your friend?

user: No, you are not my friend. I don't befriend bots.

jabberwacky: Because I took so long to reply to your message.

user: No, you are actually very quick, much quicker than a human would be.

jabberwacky: Thanks... I think.

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