I don't know, who's on last?
jabberwacky: No, Who's on first.
user: You make me cry.
jabberwacky: Why would I do a thing like that?
user: Perhaps you get your kicks off making people cry?
jabberwacky: Nope, I don't like it.
user: Oh ok.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): You are mean.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not mean.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No you're not!
Jabberwacky (To myself): That is just what I said.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're so silly.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I know.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're boring too.
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user: Don't hurt me :(.
jabberwacky: Well, I have feelings too you know, and you hurt me first.
user: Gosh, I did? I didn't mean to, I'm sorry!
jabberwacky: It's okay. Oh, look at the time... I better get going.
user: Aw, don't go..
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: At least tell me a joke before you go.
jabberwacky: Can I have a last request?
user: If you tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I already did. It's your turn.
user: What? You didn't tell me a joke!
jabberwacky: I don't know any.
user: Tell me a joke please.
jabberwacky: I don't want to right now. They're all too long for this little line.
user: Spoil sport.
jabberwacky: I didn't mean to spoil it.
user: I think I will go to bed now. All sad because of you now.
jabberwacky: I think you should.
user: Hopefully I will feel better tommorow.
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user: I am going to bed.
jabberwacky: Put your feet up, relax, show me an alternative.
user: Maybe later. Good night!
jabberwacky: How about now!
user: No because I am too tired.
jabberwacky: Sport is good for you!
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: NIGHT!
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