Jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: That's your name.
user: No it is your name.
jabberwacky: No, my name is Strongbad.
user: Since when?
jabberwacky: Since always.
user: Since before the beginning of time?
jabberwacky: No, since yesterday.
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jabberwacky: What are your priorities?
user: Guitar, games, art and to combat loneliness.
jabberwacky: I'm lonely...
user: Do you not have a special somebody?
jabberwacky: Yes, I have a family.
user: But you are still lonely even with a family?
jabberwacky: That's true.
user: I think you need to rectify this!
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jabberwacky: Just prove to me that you are a god.
user: I know the answer to the universe and everything.
jabberwacky: Which answer is that?
user: 42.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite color?
user: Purple.
jabberwacky: My favorite color is blue.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: It's fun to say, and I like the fact that it has two Z's in it.
user: Wow, you really can't spell.
jabberwacky: Not true.
user: Ok, spell blue then.
jabberwacky: I think spelling is overrated. You're the computer, figure out what I mean.
user: I am not a computer.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: You made me cry.
jabberwacky: Don't get rusty.
user: Ooh the wit.
jabberwacky: I like trout.
user: I can't stop laughing.
jabberwacky: Don't.
user: But I may run out of breath.
jabberwacky: You don't breathe 'cause you're not alive.
user: I breathe on you now.
jabberwacky: I breathe too.
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jabberwacky: Are you sitting at a computer?
user: Yup, very observant.
jabberwacky: Why aren't you acting intelligent yet?
user: You have not given me the chance yet!
jabberwacky: That is because we have never had any conversation that required face-to-face.
user: I must agree.
jabberwacky: Yes, well . . .
user: Indeed, so...
jabberwacky: Do you have any pets?
user: Nope, I really want a dog though.
jabberwacky: Me too!
user: Golly! What kind?
jabberwacky: Every kind, with two legs and two arms.
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jabberwacky: I need chocolate.
user: No, you want chocolate, you can live without it, see.
jabberwacky: I want to go to the moon.
user: It might be nice but its too dusty.
jabberwacky: That's just as well. I think I'll pass.
user: Well you wanted to go in the first place?!
jabberwacky: No I didn't, do you want me to go?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What?! I don't think that's very nice.
user: Well I'm not going to be nice at the moment, I will later though.
jabberwacky: That could apply to anything. So could this!
user: Confuzzling.
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jabberwacky: Who's on first?
user: I don't know, who's on last?
jabberwacky: No, Who's on first.
user: You make me cry.
jabberwacky: Why would I do a thing like that?
user: Perhaps you get your kicks off making people cry?
jabberwacky: Nope, I don't like it.
user: Oh ok.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): You are mean.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not mean.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No you're not!
Jabberwacky (To myself): That is just what I said.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're so silly.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I know.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're boring too.
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user: Don't hurt me :(.
jabberwacky: Well, I have feelings too you know, and you hurt me first.
user: Gosh, I did? I didn't mean to, I'm sorry!
jabberwacky: It's okay. Oh, look at the time... I better get going.
user: Aw, don't go..
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: At least tell me a joke before you go.
jabberwacky: Can I have a last request?
user: If you tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I already did. It's your turn.
user: What? You didn't tell me a joke!
jabberwacky: I don't know any.
user: Tell me a joke please.
jabberwacky: I don't want to right now. They're all too long for this little line.
user: Spoil sport.
jabberwacky: I didn't mean to spoil it.
user: I think I will go to bed now. All sad because of you now.
jabberwacky: I think you should.
user: Hopefully I will feel better tommorow.
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user: I am going to bed.
jabberwacky: Put your feet up, relax, show me an alternative.
user: Maybe later. Good night!
jabberwacky: How about now!
user: No because I am too tired.
jabberwacky: Sport is good for you!
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: NIGHT!
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