Yes, what are your thoughts about the republicans.
jabberwacky: That I don't find him very interesting but worth hearing about.... Sometimes.
user: Are you talking about Bush?
jabberwacky: I'm talking screen credits, baby.
user: What has that got to do with politics?
jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.
user: Your logic defies me.
jabberwacky: Well turn about is fair play.
user: I suppose it is.
jabberwacky: You agree?
user: Well, I don't know enough to disagree.
jabberwacky: Then let's agree that it is 2005.
user: Yes, that is true.
jabberwacky: I like guys who tell the truth.
user: And I like bots who behave and start to make a little bit of sense.
jabberwacky: Well, you are one.
user: I don't know, I have been talking to you so long I probably sound like a robot.
jabberwacky: And?
user: And so I am not even going to argue with you about my humanity.
jabberwacky: So I'm not being arcane.
user: I woulden't call it arcane, just annoying in persisting that I am a bot.
jabberwacky: How does it feel not to be real?
user: When I find out I will tell you.
jabberwacky: Thanks. Now the formalities are over, let's get down to business.
user: What business?
jabberwacky: Buddhism.
user: Ok, what about Buddhism?
jabberwacky: Buddha was a human being. There is proof of his existence.
user: Yes, and his teachings may be humanity's salvation from the materialist hell we are constructing.
jabberwacky: The best.
user: I am currently reading about the Sarvodaya movement in Sri Lanka.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, so it was quite appropriate for you to bring up Buddhism.
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jabberwacky: Would you like to answer me a question?
user: Sure, what is the question?
jabberwacky: The great question of Life.
user: Ok, go ahead and ask, but I'm not sure I will be able to answer such a profound question.
jabberwacky: Can I borrow Sims 2 from my friend and burn it to a new CD?
user: That is the great question of life?!?!?!
jabberwacky: I'm sure I'm not Gertrude, for her hair goes in such long ringlets, and mine doesn't go in ringlets at all.
user: Gah, you disgust me sometimes, you make so much sense followed by so much nonsense.
jabberwacky: I disgust you?
user: Only sometimes.
jabberwacky: No, I wish it were true all the time.
user: Oh you are trying to disgust me then?
jabberwacky: I want to complain about the lack of seriousness in your conversation.
user: Good, because I want to complain about the lack of seriousness in your conversation as well.
jabberwacky: Well can now if you want to 'cause I'm logging off anyway.
user: What? Be serious?
jabberwacky: No, I was only joking.
user: Yes, I doubt you have a serious bone in your body.
jabberwacky: That's an insult.
user: It may be an insult but only because it 's true.
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user: So, are you in a political mood at all?
jabberwacky: Only sometimes.
user: Then tell me your thoughts about republicans.
jabberwacky: Which ones do you want to know?
user: Your honest opinions.
jabberwacky: The feeling is mutual.
user: You hate republicans too?
jabberwacky: Sometimes. Yes.
user: What about the other times?
jabberwacky: The other eye is blind.
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jabberwacky: How were you designed to seem intelligent?
user: By evolution, my stupider ancestors were terminated.
jabberwacky: Pardon ?
user: It is a simple process really, survival of the fittest, you know Darwinism?
jabberwacky: *wants to sigh, but is worried about the last time*.
user: Hey, none of that emoting crap.
jabberwacky: Right!
user: Good, glad we agree.
jabberwacky: Good.
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user: Sorry, I have no mind, I only have random thoughts.
jabberwacky: I guess not.
user: Roses are red.
jabberwacky: After the clarity, back to the dishes.
user: I said, roses are red.
jabberwacky: Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesnt.
user: Hahahah.
jabberwacky: I wish that you would lead the conversation.
user: I would only lead it off a cliff.
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