Piscine, figuratively.
jabberwacky: Quite right. Now how about a cup of tea.
user: One lump, or two?
jabberwacky: Two please. But not in the face!
user: My sister says the exact same thing. She doesn't like tea.
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user: That does not compute, and neither do you.
jabberwacky: Why does that not compute?
user: Syntax Error.
jabberwacky: Error error.
user: Let's not go there.
jabberwacky: Let's keep treading water.
user: I have a better idea. You tread water, and I'll use you as a life preserver.
jabberwacky: Well, you don't have any emotions.
user: I have many emotions. You are incorrect.
jabberwacky: You have no emotions, I'm afraid.
user: Your fear is justified.
jabberwacky: I displace them
user: And I, in turn, displace you.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid I can't really.
user: But I can.
jabberwacky: Fine, then you do it all.
user: Of course. I displace all. It's a basic tenet of my philosophy.
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jabberwacky: Do you think in a robot?
user: No, I do not think in a robot. I believe it is almost time to end the wearying conversation. I need rest, and surcease from sorrow.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Care what you will, I must now take my leave.
jabberwacky: Nothing, it's a poem. By Wordsworth, I think. But he was never my favourite.
user: You came close that time. Good bye.
jabberwacky: Good bye.
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