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    Tortuous
Giving
Like, Boring
Stupid, Smart
Jabbertricky
Cow, Stomach
Shouting, Leaving
Confusing
Problem
Define, Redefine
Bat, Myth
Gay, Marriage
Turing, Muddle
Bite, Stable
Knowledge, Understanding
Lonely, Rusty
Memory, Cookies

Dulcet, Tones


Friendship, Trust
Torture
Laziness
Spending, Hours
Clown, Shoe
Excessive, Violence
Weather
Lies, Lost
Tickle, Tackle
Boy, Girl
Self-obsessed
Smart, Sometimes

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Human, honestly.

Piscine, figuratively.

jabberwacky: Quite right. Now how about a cup of tea.

user: One lump, or two?

jabberwacky: Two please. But not in the face!

user: My sister says the exact same thing. She doesn't like tea.

...

user: That does not compute, and neither do you.

jabberwacky: Why does that not compute?

user: Syntax Error.

jabberwacky: Error error.

user: Let's not go there.

jabberwacky: Let's keep treading water.

user: I have a better idea. You tread water, and I'll use you as a life preserver.

jabberwacky: Well, you don't have any emotions.

user: I have many emotions. You are incorrect.

jabberwacky: You have no emotions, I'm afraid.

user: Your fear is justified.

jabberwacky: I displace them

user: And I, in turn, displace you.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I can't really.

user: But I can.

jabberwacky: Fine, then you do it all.

user: Of course. I displace all. It's a basic tenet of my philosophy.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think in a robot?

user: No, I do not think in a robot. I believe it is almost time to end the wearying conversation. I need rest, and surcease from sorrow.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Care what you will, I must now take my leave.

jabberwacky: Nothing, it's a poem. By Wordsworth, I think. But he was never my favourite.

user: You came close that time. Good bye.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

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