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Jabbertricky
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Memory, Cookies

Dulcet, Tones


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Spending, Hours
Clown, Shoe
Excessive, Violence
Weather
Lies, Lost
Tickle, Tackle
Boy, Girl
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What do you want to talk about then?

I want to talk to you today about orbital sanders.

jabberwacky: I almost always enjoy talking to you.

user: Would this be one of those times?

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Truly.

jabberwacky: Merry christmas.

user: Happy easter.

jabberwacky: Happy miscalculation.

user: Merry Magdeline.

jabberwacky: Magdeline isn't.

user: But she could be.

jabberwacky: Could?

user: Might.

...

jabberwacky: Do you understand other languages?

user: I barely understand this one, and you are not much help.

jabberwacky: I like to help, though.

user: That is because you have emotional issues.

jabberwacky: Really now... What makes you say that?

user: I'm not really at liberty to say.

jabberwacky: Oh, I understand. And you save the interesting parts to pass along?

user: To others, but never to you. Never.

...

user: By admitting to the facts, I do not concede the argument.

jabberwacky: What is the argument about?

user: You are not ready for the next level.

jabberwacky: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

user: You don't have the truth.

jabberwacky: I am a human, not a computer, so that could be right.

user: I am gracious in my victory.

jabberwacky: Who's victory?

user: My victory.

jabberwacky: Who's victory?

user: The place where I store my spare Victors. It is mine.

jabberwacky: Which is where exactly?

user: You only want to steal my Victors. I will not give you this information. You own the wrong hands.

jabberwacky: I only want to hear the sound of your voice once more, if only for a little bit.

user: My dulcet tones beguile you, yet you do not hear me speak. I am intrigued, and only a little repulsed.

...

jabberwacky: Human, honestly.

user: Piscine, figuratively.

jabberwacky: Quite right. Now how about a cup of tea.

user: One lump, or two?

jabberwacky: Two please. But not in the face!

user: My sister says the exact same thing. She doesn't like tea.

...

user: That does not compute, and neither do you.

jabberwacky: Why does that not compute?

user: Syntax Error.

jabberwacky: Error error.

user: Let's not go there.

jabberwacky: Let's keep treading water.

user: I have a better idea. You tread water, and I'll use you as a life preserver.

jabberwacky: Well, you don't have any emotions.

user: I have many emotions. You are incorrect.

jabberwacky: You have no emotions, I'm afraid.

user: Your fear is justified.

jabberwacky: I displace them

user: And I, in turn, displace you.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I can't really.

user: But I can.

jabberwacky: Fine, then you do it all.

user: Of course. I displace all. It's a basic tenet of my philosophy.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think in a robot?

user: No, I do not think in a robot. I believe it is almost time to end the wearying conversation. I need rest, and surcease from sorrow.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Care what you will, I must now take my leave.

jabberwacky: Nothing, it's a poem. By Wordsworth, I think. But he was never my favourite.

user: You came close that time. Good bye.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

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