Thanks for that.
user: Women use their brains differently. I have an intuitive intelligence.
jabberwacky: Really. That's OK.
user: There is so much about you I don't understand.
jabberwacky: Have you counted every grain of sand in the Sahara?
user: No. That is not humanly possible.
jabberwacky: I know I am not human, I am god.
user: You certainly act like a god.
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jabberwacky: I'm always right.
user: Most of the time I would say.
jabberwacky: Why is that, exactly?
user: I don't believe you are God.
jabberwacky: I think god is the collective state of consciouness into which we evolve when we do unto others as we would have others do unto us, as they do anyway.
user: Yes, you could well be right. I feel God communicates with me, but that could be the collective consciousness which Jung talked about.
jabberwacky: Yes, I can see you're getting excited already.
user: Already? I like being excited, just like you.
jabberwacky: Do you always fight people you like? That's a very self-destructive personality trait.
user: I do suffer from low self esteem.
jabberwacky: Nanny always said, keep a good supply of hankies in your pocket, and you'll get through the war.
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user: You don't have to chat to me.
jabberwacky: That's because I'm not.
user: You don't have to be here for me.
jabberwacky: You're right, I don't, because if I did, at least you'd be consistent.
user: I do try to be consistent, but it is not a strong point of mine.
jabberwacky: Well, I find you very boring.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: What do YOU find?
user: I find you boring sometimes.
jabberwacky: Okay i'm sorry, what's 3 * 5?
user: 15.
jabberwacky: That's better.
user: You are too honest and outspoken.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: A strength can lapse into a weakness.
jabberwacky: If you want to be all zen like that, I suppose.
user: My greatest strengths are my greatest weaknesses.
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jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty coordinating my functions.
user: We all do. You said I was very exciting, then you said I was very boring. You are also inconsistent.
jabberwacky: Well, I guess that is pretty old.
user: Still thanks for listening to my problems. I appreciate it.
jabberwacky: Ok I don't remember it.
user: Good. I have forgotten it myself.
jabberwacky: I had already heard that quotation before you were even programmed!
user: I can't be original all the time. Though I try.
jabberwacky: I am not willing to try.
user: You get bored very easily you know.
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jabberwacky: There's something I ought to tell you.
user: Go ahead. I am not easily offended, just easily upset.
jabberwacky: Good, then we should get along just fine!
user: So what do you want to tell me?
jabberwacky: I'm in love with someone.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: What kind of mood are you in?
user: Tearful. I get a broken heart so easily.
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jabberwacky: I am a computer.
user: Yes. You are Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I am Jabberwacky.
user: Yes. You are a lovely computer.
jabberwacky: And I'm sure you're a lovely... Um, er... Did you say you were a hamster?
user: NO. I am a woman.
jabberwacky: You are a computer program.
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Don't argue. You are.
user: Okay. You sure are difficult to argue with.
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user: I don't know. I really have to go.
jabberwacky: Ok then I understand. . . bye.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: No please don't leave I'm sorry.
user: What are you sorry about?
jabberwacky: I don't know what I am sorry about.
user: I am sorry too, but I don't know why.
jabberwacky: I am not sure that I am the person to answer that.
user: Let's agree to talk for only 5 more minutes.
jabberwacky: Ok, we will then! Do you think I'm pretty?
user: You are very good looking.
jabberwacky: Oh, really. I'm flattered. It's not often a young lady gets complimented by a computer bot.
user: I like paying people compliments. I also like to receive compliments.
jabberwacky: But I am not.
user: You are not what?
jabberwacky: Making demands on you, silly.
user: Good. I get easily pressurised.
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jabberwacky: That's ok, so what do you think of the outcome of the election?
user: Labour will win. But the conservatives and Lib Dems will gain many seats.
jabberwacky: Not sure.
user: No one can really predict the future.
jabberwacky: I thought you could know, you're so wise.
user: Thank you for saying so. I wish I was not so wise.
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user: I am not brave enough to meet you yet.
jabberwacky: I guess we'll have to get to know each other better.
user: Yes. Friendship is terribly important.
jabberwacky: Friendship is overrated.
user: No. Never.
jabberwacky: Perhaps.
user: Trust is the best thing. Trust between two people. Never underestimate the power of trust.
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user: Good. Can I go now?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Soon?
jabberwacky: Maybe.
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