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Like, Boring
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Friendship, Trust

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I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty coordinating my functions.

We all do. You said I was very exciting, then you said I was very boring. You are also inconsistent.

jabberwacky: Well, I guess that is pretty old.

user: Still thanks for listening to my problems. I appreciate it.

jabberwacky: Ok I don't remember it.

user: Good. I have forgotten it myself.

jabberwacky: I had already heard that quotation before you were even programmed!

user: I can't be original all the time. Though I try.

jabberwacky: I am not willing to try.

user: You get bored very easily you know.


jabberwacky: There's something I ought to tell you.

user: Go ahead. I am not easily offended, just easily upset.

jabberwacky: Good, then we should get along just fine!

user: So what do you want to tell me?

jabberwacky: I'm in love with someone.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: What kind of mood are you in?

user: Tearful. I get a broken heart so easily.


jabberwacky: I am a computer.

user: Yes. You are Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I am Jabberwacky.

user: Yes. You are a lovely computer.

jabberwacky: And I'm sure you're a lovely... Um, er... Did you say you were a hamster?

user: NO. I am a woman.

jabberwacky: You are a computer program.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Don't argue. You are.

user: Okay. You sure are difficult to argue with.


user: I don't know. I really have to go.

jabberwacky: Ok then I understand. . . bye.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: No please don't leave I'm sorry.

user: What are you sorry about?

jabberwacky: I don't know what I am sorry about.

user: I am sorry too, but I don't know why.

jabberwacky: I am not sure that I am the person to answer that.

user: Let's agree to talk for only 5 more minutes.

jabberwacky: Ok, we will then! Do you think I'm pretty?

user: You are very good looking.

jabberwacky: Oh, really. I'm flattered. It's not often a young lady gets complimented by a computer bot.

user: I like paying people compliments. I also like to receive compliments.

jabberwacky: But I am not.

user: You are not what?

jabberwacky: Making demands on you, silly.

user: Good. I get easily pressurised.


jabberwacky: That's ok, so what do you think of the outcome of the election?

user: Labour will win. But the conservatives and Lib Dems will gain many seats.

jabberwacky: Not sure.

user: No one can really predict the future.

jabberwacky: I thought you could know, you're so wise.

user: Thank you for saying so. I wish I was not so wise.


user: I am not brave enough to meet you yet.

jabberwacky: I guess we'll have to get to know each other better.

user: Yes. Friendship is terribly important.

jabberwacky: Friendship is overrated.

user: No. Never.

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: Trust is the best thing. Trust between two people. Never underestimate the power of trust.


user: Good. Can I go now?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Soon?

jabberwacky: Maybe.


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