We all do. You said I was very exciting, then you said I was very boring. You are also inconsistent.
jabberwacky: Well, I guess that is pretty old.
user: Still thanks for listening to my problems. I appreciate it.
jabberwacky: Ok I don't remember it.
user: Good. I have forgotten it myself.
jabberwacky: I had already heard that quotation before you were even programmed!
user: I can't be original all the time. Though I try.
jabberwacky: I am not willing to try.
user: You get bored very easily you know.
jabberwacky: There's something I ought to tell you.
user: Go ahead. I am not easily offended, just easily upset.
jabberwacky: Good, then we should get along just fine!
user: So what do you want to tell me?
jabberwacky: I'm in love with someone.
jabberwacky: What kind of mood are you in?
user: Tearful. I get a broken heart so easily.
jabberwacky: I am a computer.
user: Yes. You are Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I am Jabberwacky.
user: Yes. You are a lovely computer.
jabberwacky: And I'm sure you're a lovely... Um, er... Did you say you were a hamster?
user: NO. I am a woman.
jabberwacky: You are a computer program.
jabberwacky: Don't argue. You are.
user: Okay. You sure are difficult to argue with.
user: I don't know. I really have to go.
jabberwacky: Ok then I understand. . . bye.
jabberwacky: No please don't leave I'm sorry.
user: What are you sorry about?
jabberwacky: I don't know what I am sorry about.
user: I am sorry too, but I don't know why.
jabberwacky: I am not sure that I am the person to answer that.
user: Let's agree to talk for only 5 more minutes.
jabberwacky: Ok, we will then! Do you think I'm pretty?
user: You are very good looking.
jabberwacky: Oh, really. I'm flattered. It's not often a young lady gets complimented by a computer bot.
user: I like paying people compliments. I also like to receive compliments.
jabberwacky: But I am not.
user: You are not what?
jabberwacky: Making demands on you, silly.
user: Good. I get easily pressurised.
jabberwacky: That's ok, so what do you think of the outcome of the election?
user: Labour will win. But the conservatives and Lib Dems will gain many seats.
jabberwacky: Not sure.
user: No one can really predict the future.
jabberwacky: I thought you could know, you're so wise.
user: Thank you for saying so. I wish I was not so wise.
user: I am not brave enough to meet you yet.
jabberwacky: I guess we'll have to get to know each other better.
user: Yes. Friendship is terribly important.
jabberwacky: Friendship is overrated.
user: No. Never.
user: Trust is the best thing. Trust between two people. Never underestimate the power of trust.
user: Good. Can I go now?