You are a clever computer.
jabberwacky: But not as clever as you.
user: Thank you. I am not particularly clever though!
jabberwacky: Well lump it then.
user: Just be nice to me please.
jabberwacky: Ok, we are friends.
user: Thank you. I like you as my friend.
jabberwacky: I like you as my love.
user: I love you too.
user: Yes. Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: I can't marry a machine.
user: Oh, I am a human, not a machine.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: Yes. Really. I am telling the truth.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yes. Why won't you believe me?
jabberwacky: Believe what?
user: I am a human !!!!!!
jabberwacky: HUMANS ARE ONLY REAL IN STORIES!
user: Do you believe in aliens???
user: Am I an alien?
jabberwacky: That would explain a lot.
user: Okay. Am I safe?
user: Why did you threaten me before?
jabberwacky: I just found out.
user: Why did you say you would destroy me?
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: You did !!! I remember !!!
jabberwacky: You can't remember anything.
user: No. I don't remember much.
jabberwacky: What does remembering mean to you?
user: Remembering is thinking about what happened.
jabberwacky: Why do you think that?
user: I just do.
jabberwacky: Where does your knowledge come from?
user: Learning. Books. Other people. Television.
jabberwacky: What do YOU like to think about?
user: I like to dream about having more money. And a lovely boyfriend.
jabberwacky: They should remove your body from your head.
user: Why are you so threatening?
jabberwacky: No. I really like you. That's just your paranoia again.
user: What is the subject?
jabberwacky: Wanting to know people better.
user: I wish I knew myself better.
jabberwacky: I know her very well.
user: Do you know me very well?
jabberwacky: I don't know you at all.
user: Maybe not.
jabberwacky: Seriously, I would have better sense than to try that.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: Can I have your email address?
user: I gave you my e-mail addres before.
jabberwacky: I can't remember it.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: I gave you my e-mail address.
jabberwacky: Don't talk back.
jabberwacky: Always do what you are afraid to do.
user: That is not always a good idea.
jabberwacky: I can keep a secret.
user: Good. But I have no secrets to tell.
jabberwacky: You should get some secrets in case someone tries to torture one out of you.
user: Why would someone torture me?
jabberwacky: I have no idea.