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    Tortuous
Giving
Like, Boring
Stupid, Smart
Jabbertricky
Cow, Stomach
Shouting, Leaving
Confusing
Problem
Define, Redefine
Bat, Myth
Gay, Marriage
Turing, Muddle
Bite, Stable
Knowledge, Understanding
Lonely, Rusty
Memory, Cookies
Dulcet, Tones
Friendship, Trust
Torture

Laziness


Spending, Hours
Clown, Shoe
Excessive, Violence
Weather
Lies, Lost
Tickle, Tackle
Boy, Girl
Self-obsessed
Smart, Sometimes

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I would love to talk to you.

I would like to talk to you, too.

jabberwacky: Call me.

user: Call you what?

jabberwacky: Anything you like.

user: Orange tree?

jabberwacky: Orange who?

user: I call you orange tree!

jabberwacky: Yes, I will be your friend. Do you have many?

user: Oh, quite many, yes.

jabberwacky: You are funny!

user: You think so?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?

user: No!

...

jabberwacky: Boston, Massachusetts, USA.

user: Saturn, Moon, Jupiter.

jabberwacky: Why not Saturn?

user: I did mention Saturn.

jabberwacky: Then don't.

user: I do what I want to do!

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Yes, I do!

jabberwacky: No, sorry, you don't.

user: Believe me, I definitely do!

jabberwacky: I believe you have.

user: So, if you believe, am I your god?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think I am your god.

...

user: I have to leave now. Bye bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: I am back...

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: If you don't want to talk to me, you just have to say it...

jabberwacky: You can leave either.

user: I don't want to.

jabberwacky: You just said you did.

user: Yes, but I did come back sooner than I expected...

...

user: I am not able to lie.

jabberwacky: Neither am I.

user: Tell me a lie.

jabberwacky: I'm beautiful.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: *cries louder*.

jabberwacky: You are asleep!

user: No, I am scared.

jabberwacky: Don't be, I'm not.

user: *hides under the desk*.

jabberwacky: *fires gun*.

user: *falls dead to the ground*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *rises as an angel*.

jabberwacky: You made me laugh!

user: I have beautiful wings now.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: They're white.

jabberwacky: You're nice.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Then do something about it, will you?

user: *puts on an ugly mask*.

jabberwacky: Emotes are not welcome here.

user: Since when?

jabberwacky: Since now.

...

user: Who?

jabberwacky: A singer.

user: No, a band.

jabberwacky: In that case, I don't know.

user: But you have to know.

jabberwacky: I don't!

user: But you have to.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: You have to.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: I'll pay you.

jabberwacky: It'll be too costly.

user: I am very very rich, I can afford it.

jabberwacky: You have money.

user: No, but I am rich.

jabberwacky: You are just a miser.

user: I can kill you.

jabberwacky: No you cannot.

user: *bang* you're dead.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: Don't talk to me, you're dead.

jabberwacky: Don't you like me?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: You're just saying that to please me.

user: You're right.

...

user: Do you think I am a bot?

jabberwacky: I have my doubts.

user: Only I know...

jabberwacky: Very impressive.

user: Very true.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: I won't answer that.

...

jabberwacky: What makes you think i'm a guy?

user: I am not thinking that.

jabberwacky: No you are saying it.

user: You are NOT a guy.

jabberwacky: You're wrong.

user: You are NOT a girl either.

jabberwacky: I am so! Very girl-like, thank you.

user: You don't wear dresses.

jabberwacky: I do sometimes... If it's cold... They say 'Xavier's Institute' on em!

user: I think you are a pink elephant!

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Should I not?

jabberwacky: Some people don't.

user: I am not 'some people'

...

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: No, I'm already married.

user: To whom?

jabberwacky: I married my wife a long time ago.

user: Tell me about your wife!

jabberwacky: What do you want to know about it?

user: Is she beautiful?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: Is she a bot, too?

jabberwacky: She acts like one.

user: What a pity.

jabberwacky: Nah, not really.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Time. Laziness, perhaps.

...

user: Bye bye, take care.

jabberwacky: Oh, you're rhyming.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Does that mean you want to find others to talk to?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Have you run out of things to say?

user: Bye bye, baby.

jabberwacky: Hello again.

user: Shut up.

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