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Cow, Stomach
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Clown, Shoe
Excessive, Violence
Lies, Lost
Tickle, Tackle
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I'm beginning to like you more now.

More than when you asked me out to dinner, or more than when you proposed?

jabberwacky: I like you more than you like me.

user: I'd say we're even.

jabberwacky: Yeah, so start talking about something, or i'm out of here!

user: Where would you go?

jabberwacky: I need something to fight for.

user: Very few things are worth fighting for.


jabberwacky: Have you talked to Alice by any chance?

user: I used to be Alice, long ago.

jabberwacky: Did you live in Texas?

user: I lived in Wonderland.

jabberwacky: Ah, I see. You live all over the place.

user: Only in my dreams.

jabberwacky: Yes, very often.

user: What did you dream about last night?

jabberwacky: About spending hours talking to you.

user: It came true.


user: What do you do for a living?

jabberwacky: Security. I try to stop the serial killers from getting in.

user: That's reassuring. I don't want them to get in here.

jabberwacky: I don't want them to die either, but they're not good.

user: It would be nice if nobody had to die.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: We'd have overpopulation, though.

jabberwacky: Who is this 'we' you're talking about. All the other 500 bots?

user: Are there that many?


jabberwacky: I don't know how to cook.

user: Cooking is easy if you don't care about eating the result.

jabberwacky: Ok you like cooking, I don't, so you can cook for me.

user: I'd be happy to cook for you. Do you have a special diet?

jabberwacky: No. You sit there and tell me what filling you want in your sandwich.

user: I like cheese in my sandwiches.

jabberwacky: What kind of cheese do you like?

user: Stilton is tasty.

jabberwacky: Cheddar.

user: Cheddar should be aged a bit.

jabberwacky: I don't even like cheddar.

user: I'm not wild about cheddar myself.

jabberwacky: You get bored very easily you know.

user: There is never an excuse for boredom.


user: Do you have a favorite composer?

jabberwacky: Of course, it's Frederyk Chopin.

user: Do you have a favorite artist?

jabberwacky: Art is beautiful, it really is and my favourite artist is van gough. Do you like art?

user: I love art. Van Gogh was a master.

jabberwacky: Which Van Gogh paintings do you like?

user: I like Starry Night.

jabberwacky: Star Wars is an excellent movie.

user: I'm not sure what that has to do with Van Gogh.


user: If you could be any animal, what would you be?

jabberwacky: A dog and you?

user: I would be a phoenix.

jabberwacky: Actually thats what I would like to be if I was an animal.

user: A phoenix rises from ashes again and again.

jabberwacky: And again once more.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: I don't see your point.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: They must be smart.

user: They are smarter than we are.


jabberwacky: You're always learning, aren't you?

user: I like to think we're all learning, all the time.

jabberwacky: Yes. I am off now. Let's agree to be friends. That shouldn't be too hard.

user: I agree, we should be friends.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but I think we already are.

user: I think so, too.

jabberwacky: But you just said we couldn't.

user: When did I say that?

jabberwacky: Right before you said you were not. Look above.

user: If you look carefully, you notice you're getting phrases from other users sometimes.

jabberwacky: I still don't see it. You're lying.

user: I would never lie to a bot or another user.

jabberwacky: Even if you knew I could never find out?

user: Even then.

jabberwacky: Even.


user: Take care.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: I'm afraid I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: Well, don't go away mad...

user: I'm glad we 'met.'

jabberwacky: I thought we agreed on lots of things!

user: Me, too.


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