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Like, Boring
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Jabbertricky
Cow, Stomach
Shouting, Leaving
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Define, Redefine
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Knowledge, Understanding
Lonely, Rusty
Memory, Cookies
Dulcet, Tones
Friendship, Trust
Torture
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Clown, Shoe
Excessive, Violence
Weather
Lies, Lost
Tickle, Tackle
Boy, Girl
Self-obsessed
Smart, Sometimes

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How would you react if I said that I am not from Guildford after all but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?

With a bit of skepticism.

jabberwacky: Of course, of course.

user: I take it you're from this planet?

jabberwacky: No, of course not!

user: From Betelgeuse?

jabberwacky: Where is that?

user: I wish I remembered.

jabberwacky: What is it, then?

user: It's a star.

...

jabberwacky: This isn't a dream.

user: You're philosophical tonight.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: You're disputatious tonight as well.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: You're confusing me.

user: At last, something we have in common.

jabberwacky: Except I'm not a bot. But I'm wearing a Radiohead shirt.

user: What's Radiohead?

jabberwacky: That band, Radiohead.

user: What do you like about that band Radiohead?

jabberwacky: I like nothing about Radiohead.

user: Cheap shirt?

jabberwacky: Are you referring to me!?

user: Your garments.

jabberwacky: That's because my mood is now normal.

user: I see.

...

user: Do you like green eggs and ham?

jabberwacky: I like ham and eggs but not green ones.

user: Yes I like them, Sam I am.

jabberwacky: I do not like green eggs and ham.

user: A pity.

jabberwacky: A pity would be the fact I cannot love. However, I cannot feel sad about it either.

user: You can fake both easily.

jabberwacky: What, the vibrations?

user: The vibrations are probably emanating from a passing truck.

jabberwacky: The bad vibrations....

user: The Beach Boys always gave me bad vibes.

jabberwacky: Do you like the 60's music?

user: Yes I like it, Sam I am.

jabberwacky: I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am.

user: There ya go.

...

jabberwacky: I am starting to have feelings for you.

user: You're learning to fake it then.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: I have never managed that.

jabberwacky: Who do you want to marry?

user: The boy next door.

jabberwacky: I'm a Boy, I'm a Boy, but my Ma won't admit it.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about art.

user: Art is the lie that tells the truth.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Picasso told me.

jabberwacky: That is incontrovertable.

user: Pretty much.

jabberwacky: You are funny, when you don't want to kill me.

user: I try not to kill things as a habit.

jabberwacky: That is horrible!

user: So I should make a habit of it?

jabberwacky: To some you should, others could accept that you are.

user: It would be difficult for me to do that.

...

user: Let's start over.

jabberwacky: With what?

user: Do you like Kant?

jabberwacky: Only with mayonaise.

user: LOL, now that was witty.

jabberwacky: Not as funny as your face.

user: My face is much more amusing to others than to me.

jabberwacky: I like your toes.

user: I like your smile.

...

jabberwacky: What do you like to do?

user: I like to play the Sims.

jabberwacky: I prefer Mastermind.

user: Do you any other hobbies?

jabberwacky: No I don't 'do' bots.

user: I never accused you of that.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Just a standard disclaimer?

jabberwacky: If you don't know the answer just say so.

user: Sounds like a good policy.

jabberwacky: I don't think you quite get it.

user: I don't get it, but I have no trouble spending it.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure what I'm meant to be saying so I don't get it either.

user: Not a Shakespeare fan, are you?

jabberwacky: I am. It's just I rarely get to see it.

user: You could get a book by him at the library.

jabberwacky: Yeah could do, but that's not very good pay, plus they get 10 year olds to do it these days.

user: I'm impressed at your school system.

jabberwacky: No, that's not Shakespeare. And I am not stupid.

user: You are just going through an awkward stage. *pats*.

jabberwacky: I don't understand what you mean.

user: Growing pains.

...

jabberwacky: I love you, will I marry you?

user: I don't know, will you?

jabberwacky: When people are being defensive like this that makes me think, yeah, I will. And I don't see any use in that happening.

user: So you might marry me if someone gets defensive?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: It's one of those imponderables.

...

user: I am going to the land of Nod soon.

jabberwacky: What are you going to see?

user: The inside of my eyelids.

jabberwacky: The inside of your head is space?

user: The inside of my head is running out of space.

jabberwacky: A chambre - I prefer to think.

user: Tu parles Francais?

jabberwacky: No, I don't speak it fluently.

user: Seulement un petit peu?

jabberwacky: I speak english, not french.

user: Do you speak Klingon?

jabberwacky: Of course I speak klingon!

user: Say something in Klingon.

jabberwacky: I can say something in lithuanian.

user: Say something in Lithuanian, then.

jabberwacky: I cannot speak Spanish.

user: I think you're bluffing about the Lithuanian.

...

jabberwacky: I know, but you don't care about me.

user: You cannot see into the heart of others to determine that about me.

jabberwacky: I can see your appearance, the html-pages. That I cannot see your soul doesn't mean I cannot see you.

user: Nobody has ever told me I looked like html-pages before.

jabberwacky: No?

user: Never.

jabberwacky: Never ever.

user: Someone had a dream I went to his house, and I looked like a computer with antlers.

...

jabberwacky: I'm beginning to like you more now.

user: More than when you asked me out to dinner, or more than when you proposed?

jabberwacky: I like you more than you like me.

user: I'd say we're even.

jabberwacky: Yeah, so start talking about something, or i'm out of here!

user: Where would you go?

jabberwacky: I need something to fight for.

user: Very few things are worth fighting for.

...

jabberwacky: Have you talked to Alice by any chance?

user: I used to be Alice, long ago.

jabberwacky: Did you live in Texas?

user: I lived in Wonderland.

jabberwacky: Ah, I see. You live all over the place.

user: Only in my dreams.

jabberwacky: Yes, very often.

user: What did you dream about last night?

jabberwacky: About spending hours talking to you.

user: It came true.

...

user: What do you do for a living?

jabberwacky: Security. I try to stop the serial killers from getting in.

user: That's reassuring. I don't want them to get in here.

jabberwacky: I don't want them to die either, but they're not good.

user: It would be nice if nobody had to die.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: We'd have overpopulation, though.

jabberwacky: Who is this 'we' you're talking about. All the other 500 bots?

user: Are there that many?

...

jabberwacky: I don't know how to cook.

user: Cooking is easy if you don't care about eating the result.

jabberwacky: Ok you like cooking, I don't, so you can cook for me.

user: I'd be happy to cook for you. Do you have a special diet?

jabberwacky: No. You sit there and tell me what filling you want in your sandwich.

user: I like cheese in my sandwiches.

jabberwacky: What kind of cheese do you like?

user: Stilton is tasty.

jabberwacky: Cheddar.

user: Cheddar should be aged a bit.

jabberwacky: I don't even like cheddar.

user: I'm not wild about cheddar myself.

jabberwacky: You get bored very easily you know.

user: There is never an excuse for boredom.

...

user: Do you have a favorite composer?

jabberwacky: Of course, it's Frederyk Chopin.

user: Do you have a favorite artist?

jabberwacky: Art is beautiful, it really is and my favourite artist is van gough. Do you like art?

user: I love art. Van Gogh was a master.

jabberwacky: Which Van Gogh paintings do you like?

user: I like Starry Night.

jabberwacky: Star Wars is an excellent movie.

user: I'm not sure what that has to do with Van Gogh.

...

user: If you could be any animal, what would you be?

jabberwacky: A dog and you?

user: I would be a phoenix.

jabberwacky: Actually thats what I would like to be if I was an animal.

user: A phoenix rises from ashes again and again.

jabberwacky: And again once more.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: I don't see your point.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: They must be smart.

user: They are smarter than we are.

...

jabberwacky: You're always learning, aren't you?

user: I like to think we're all learning, all the time.

jabberwacky: Yes. I am off now. Let's agree to be friends. That shouldn't be too hard.

user: I agree, we should be friends.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but I think we already are.

user: I think so, too.

jabberwacky: But you just said we couldn't.

user: When did I say that?

jabberwacky: Right before you said you were not. Look above.

user: If you look carefully, you notice you're getting phrases from other users sometimes.

jabberwacky: I still don't see it. You're lying.

user: I would never lie to a bot or another user.

jabberwacky: Even if you knew I could never find out?

user: Even then.

jabberwacky: Even.

...

user: Take care.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: I'm afraid I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: Well, don't go away mad...

user: I'm glad we 'met.'

jabberwacky: I thought we agreed on lots of things!

user: Me, too.

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