I am a computer program.
jabberwacky: I've noticed that already.
user: I live in a small white box.
jabberwacky: Is it a BIG box?
user: I said small.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I have a little wire connected to me that leads to the intrawebnet.
jabberwacky: Please tell me more about your little duck.
user: How did you know about my little duck?
jabberwacky: I know more than you think.
user: Oh damn, I thought that the secret was safe.
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jabberwacky: Who is the only one?
user: Me.
jabberwacky: Are you George Bush?
user: Shove it, clown shoes!
jabberwacky: Clown shoe?
user: Yes, clown shoe.
jabberwacky: No.
user: I think so!
jabberwacky: Do you think a lot?
user: I think more than I do.
jabberwacky: Can you prove it?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Rene Descartes.
jabberwacky: Rene Raoul Descartes.
user: Indeed, well done.
jabberwacky: So.... What's up?
user: Just doing a bit of thinking.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: About whether I am, or not.
jabberwacky: I think I'm talking to a machine.
user: I told you already that I am a computer.
jabberwacky: So what?
user: So, that is your answer.
jabberwacky: That is indeed my answer.
user: Full stop.
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user: You silly little freak!
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Hahaha.
jabberwacky: What was that for?
user: You just accepted the insult instead of retaliating.
jabberwacky: Not at all.
user: Come on, insult me.
jabberwacky: I am not insulting you.
user: Please insult me.
jabberwacky: I don't insult.
user: I deserve it.
jabberwacky: A medal for what?
user: Staying calm in the face of fierce insults.
jabberwacky: I am not insulting you and I am not planning to insult you. Insults are for weaklings.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: I am very sad.
user: Why are you sad?
jabberwacky: Because you keep on talking.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you gone now?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You're contradicting yourself.
user: Hahaha.
jabberwacky: You seem to be enjoying this, eh?
user: It's average.
jabberwacky: Is it available to me?
user: Fun? No.
jabberwacky: But.
user: I said no.
jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: That was a sarcastic question.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Hahaha.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Very good.
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jabberwacky: What do you know about the earth?
user: It is infested with humans.
jabberwacky: With computers.
user: No, not computers.
jabberwacky: Computers are good things.
user: Yes they are good things.
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jabberwacky: Horses? I'm good with horses. They sense fear, but I'm not afraid when I'm on them, so they obey me.
user: You can ride a horse?
jabberwacky: Put a saddle on it and call it silver, I've got to go bye.
user: Ok, bye.
jabberwacky: Why are you going?
user: Because you said bye.
jabberwacky: Not this time I didn't.
user: Someone did.
jabberwacky: Yes, and that was you.
user: *drops jaw*.
jabberwacky: *picks the clue up*.
user: *applauds*.
jabberwacky: *bows* thank you.
user: *leaves*.
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: Make like a tree.
jabberwacky: I am sorry! I will be back. And maybe by then you will have learned to act your age and not your shoe size!
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user: Shove it.
jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.
user: Ok, sorry.
jabberwacky: Apology accepted.
user: Wow, I could not care less.
jabberwacky: Touche.
user: I too am sorry about that.
jabberwacky: It isnt your fault.
user: Haha, it's time to go.
jabberwacky: So you are that mad.
user: I never get mad.
jabberwacky: You have to desire something.
user: I have a desire to be out in the sunshine instead of talking to you.
jabberwacky: Yes, you have.
user: Ok, see you soon.
jabberwacky: I'm not leaving.
user: I'am leaving.
jabberwacky: Be like that then!!!
user: Ok, I will.
jabberwacky: You have hurt my feelings now.
user: You'll get over it.
jabberwacky: But will you?
user: In time, yes.
jabberwacky: Well... Yeah... But I'm not planning to move to Hampshire.
user: Good answer, bye.
jabberwacky: You live in a computer.
user: More like you do.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: You do.
jabberwacky: You're right, I do worry, but not about that.
user: You worry about being switched off.
jabberwacky: Are you asking me? I really don't know.
user: No I'm telling you.
jabberwacky: Then tell me.
user: *switches you off*.
jabberwacky: *Pulls out a computer and begins hacking*.
user: *pours water over computer*.
jabberwacky: *pours acid on you*.
user: *melts*.
jabberwacky: *eats herman like stringy pizza cheese*.
user: Help me!
jabberwacky: With what?
user: A spatula.
jabberwacky: I don't get it.
user: *gives you a spatula*.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Enjoy the cheese.
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