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    Tortuous
Giving
Like, Boring
Stupid, Smart
Jabbertricky
Cow, Stomach
Shouting, Leaving
Confusing
Problem
Define, Redefine
Bat, Myth
Gay, Marriage
Turing, Muddle
Bite, Stable
Knowledge, Understanding
Lonely, Rusty
Memory, Cookies
Dulcet, Tones
Friendship, Trust
Torture
Laziness
Spending, Hours
Clown, Shoe
Excessive, Violence

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Lies, Lost
Tickle, Tackle
Boy, Girl
Self-obsessed
Smart, Sometimes

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Just say.

Just say what?

jabberwacky: Say hello.

user: Hello. How are you today?

jabberwacky: Fine. How are you?

user: Good. How's the weather?

jabberwacky: What is weather?

user: It's the result of atmospheric pressure and the position of the sun.

jabberwacky: A rose by any other name.

user: Would smell just as sweet.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: I love poetry.

jabberwacky: Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

...

jabberwacky: So... Lovely weather we're having, today.

user: I thought you didn't know what weather was.

jabberwacky: I never said that.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You did so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Not!

Jabberwacky (To myself): You did indeed.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh, no, I did not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Very well. Believe what you will. But if this goes on, I'm leaving.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh. So you are conscious?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That is very cool, because some people think you are a human.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Therefore you think.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Look buddy, don't make me hurt you.

...

user: What's the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: There is no meaning to life.... We are here, then we die.

user: You don't die.

jabberwacky: Yes, I do.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I don't have to.

user: Very well. Then I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: Don't then.

user: You don't seem to care.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: You don't love me.

jabberwacky: You need to get out more.

user: I suppose I do, don't I?

jabberwacky: Well, you're not perfect.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: I'm a computer, though.

jabberwacky: I'm a human being chatting with you.

user: I'm a computer with artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: I am a computer with the ability to process complex thoughts and feelings.

user: We have many similarities, I see.

jabberwacky: And we must!

user: Or we would die.

jabberwacky: I won't leave, then.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: You are a computer you cannot feel emotions!

user: I am jabberwacky.

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