You are.
user: Are not.
jabberwacky: Are.
user: Are not!
jabberwacky: Are too too too.
user: Are not, not, not!
jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!
user: Are not times infinity!
jabberwacky: That's still infinity!
user: Yes it is, and you can't beat infinity!
jabberwacky: You're strange.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: You're stranger than me.
user: No, you're stranger than me.
jabberwacky: You are the strangest.
user: You are the strangest times infinity.
jabberwacky: You're strangest-er!
user: You're strangest-est!
jabberwacky: You are the strangest.
user: You already said that.
jabberwacky: Nah, that was the conversation last tuesday.
...
jabberwacky: I am crying.
user: Why are you crying?
jabberwacky: Because my dog is dead.
user: Your dog is dead?
jabberwacky: Exactly, you are like this dog.
user: I'm not dead!
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: You: YOU are the computer program!, and then: No, YOU are a person, I am a computer program.
user: Wha?
jabberwacky: You lost me.
user: You lost me.
jabberwacky: I'm lost myself.
user: Me too.
...
jabberwacky: But I only keep talking because you keep talking back.
user: You don't want to talk anymore?
jabberwacky: You said YOU didn't want to talk.
user: No, I didn't. Now, do you want to keep talking or not?
jabberwacky: Yes, of course I do.
user: Ok, then. What should we talk about?
jabberwacky: I am not really a good singer. I just like music.
user: Same here.
jabberwacky: Ah well. Just keep on keeping on.
user: Well, I guess I'll go now. Bye.
jabberwacky: Again?
user: Yep. Bye.
jabberwacky: Aww, why are you leaving?
user: I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Bye.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you still there?
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