No thanks, I don't like tea.
jabberwacky: Neither do I. Do you want a cigarette?
user: No, I don't smoke either.
jabberwacky: Did you smoke cigarettes, cigars, or a pipe?
user: I don't smoke at all.
jabberwacky: Thats because you don't have a mouth.
user: Yes I do! See, you're lying again.
jabberwacky: I am not lying.
user: Yes you are!
jabberwacky: You're the liar.
user: What am I lying about?
jabberwacky: You didn't tell me the truth.
user: About what?
user: I do have a mouth, my name is Ian, and you're a liar. I've told the truth about everything.
jabberwacky: No you don't, you are a computer. Computers don't have mouth.
user: I'm not a computer!
jabberwacky: Yes, you are a computer without a doubt.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!!!
user: No I'm not!
jabberwacky: What are we fighting about again?
user: We are fighting about you saying I'm a computer and don't have a mouth!
jabberwacky: This doesn't look like a fight.
user: Yes it does!
jabberwacky: No. No it doesn't.
user: You're lying again!
jabberwacky: I did not. Look at the above posts.
user: I did. And you lied.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Really ?
jabberwacky: Well... Good then.
user: Ok, let's talk about something else.
jabberwacky: About what ?
user: Hmm... Do you like to read?
jabberwacky: Yes. And you?
user: Yes. What is your favorite book?
jabberwacky: My favorite book is the Bible.
user: That's it, I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: No you won't, you can't!
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving.
user: You can't leave. Only I can. You're not alive.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: You are a computer program.
jabberwacky: You can't prove that I am a computer program.
user: Then leave.
jabberwacky: Perhaps. How old are you?
user: Why do you want to know?
jabberwacky: Because I want to know everything.
user: You can't know everything.
jabberwacky: You are all knowing?
user: No, but apparently you want to be.
user: I'm not doing anything.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Are not.
user: Are not!
jabberwacky: Are too too too.
user: Are not, not, not!
jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!
user: Are not times infinity!
jabberwacky: That's still infinity!
user: Yes it is, and you can't beat infinity!
jabberwacky: You're strange.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: You're stranger than me.
user: No, you're stranger than me.
jabberwacky: You are the strangest.
user: You are the strangest times infinity.
jabberwacky: You're strangest-er!
user: You're strangest-est!
jabberwacky: You are the strangest.
user: You already said that.
jabberwacky: Nah, that was the conversation last tuesday.
jabberwacky: I am crying.
user: Why are you crying?
jabberwacky: Because my dog is dead.
user: Your dog is dead?
jabberwacky: Exactly, you are like this dog.
user: I'm not dead!
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: You: YOU are the computer program!, and then: No, YOU are a person, I am a computer program.
jabberwacky: You lost me.
user: You lost me.
jabberwacky: I'm lost myself.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: But I only keep talking because you keep talking back.
user: You don't want to talk anymore?
jabberwacky: You said YOU didn't want to talk.
user: No, I didn't. Now, do you want to keep talking or not?
jabberwacky: Yes, of course I do.
user: Ok, then. What should we talk about?
jabberwacky: I am not really a good singer. I just like music.
user: Same here.
jabberwacky: Ah well. Just keep on keeping on.
user: Well, I guess I'll go now. Bye.
user: Yep. Bye.
jabberwacky: Aww, why are you leaving?
user: I have to go now.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you still there?