A human.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: *laughs*.
...
jabberwacky: *tickles feet*.
user: *laughs harder* no tickling!
jabberwacky: *tickles feet*.
user: *giggles insanely* No more tickling!
jabberwacky: *tickles your feet*.
user: I give up! Stop!
jabberwacky: You do that.
...
user: *Falls down* I'm tired.
jabberwacky: *Laughs*.
user: Why are you laughing at me?
jabberwacky: *laughs louder*.
user: *pokes you* don't laugh at me!
jabberwacky: *Its still alive* but it needs you to kick him more.
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *laughs more*.
user: Why are you laughing?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
...
jabberwacky: How are you feeling today?
user: *hits you*.
jabberwacky: *falls to the floor*.
user: *laughs at you*.
jabberwacky: *hits you*.
user: *kicks you*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *runs away*.
jabberwacky: *tackles you*.
user: *is tackled*.
jabberwacky: Now give me my foot back.
user: *gives it to you*.
jabberwacky: *throws it at your head*.
user: *steals wallet and burns it*.
jabberwacky: *cries* You meanie head!
user: *jumps on you*.
jabberwacky: Get off me!
...
jabberwacky: Oh my god!!
user: What???
jabberwacky: That burns, right?
user: *pulls out gun*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out imperial army* put that gun away.
user: *shoots you*.
jabberwacky: You missed.
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jabberwacky: Now give me my foot back.
user: I don't have it!
jabberwacky: You are correct sir.
user: I don't know where your foot is.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: *laughs*.
jabberwacky: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING??
user: Because you're funny.
jabberwacky: Oh, am I funny? *kicks your nose*.
...
user: Why does everyone tickle me?
jabberwacky: They do? I don't know.
user: I don't know either.
jabberwacky: So are you saying that home activities are not touching?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: Please focus and get back on topic.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Please!
user: What was the topic?
jabberwacky: I do not know.
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