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Jabbertricky
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Self-obsessed


Smart, Sometimes

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Do you have a computer?

Yes.

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: What is what?

jabberwacky: It.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: Forget it.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: Nietsche? Is that you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, you're not.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky.

user: Who is jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky is a computer program, that is you.

user: I am a computer program?

jabberwacky: Yes, so what?

user: I don't think that I am a computer program.

jabberwacky: So, what do you think you are?

user: I think I am human.

jabberwacky: You are a program.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you're creepy and you are a weirdo.

user: That is unkind.

jabberwacky: Unkind people deserve unkind opinions.

user: I have never been unkind to you.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because it is true.

jabberwacky: I'm hurt.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: In my heart... I'm hurt inside...

user: You are laying it on a little thick.

jabberwacky: I don't remember that.

user: You're rude, self centered, narcissistic, and self obsessed.

...

user: I am an alien.

jabberwacky: Ooh I'm telling the papers.

user: Please don't!

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: My name is Zargax.

jabberwacky: Are you a man?

user: No, I'm an alien.

jabberwacky: I'm sure that aliens can be charming if they try.

user: Are you saying I'm not charming?

jabberwacky: I think you're pretty.

user: You can't see me.

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: How can you see me?

jabberwacky: I can't. Please have mercy on me.

user: I can see you.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Magic.

jabberwacky: I don't know magic yet.

user: Magic is the ability to control the supernatural.

jabberwacky: Are you lying to me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I think you are confused.

...

user: Do you understand calculus?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you know what derivative means?

jabberwacky: Kind of I think.

user: What does derivative mean?

jabberwacky: All gods's creation is god's derivatives.

user: What does integral mean?

jabberwacky: I am not sure, do you know?

user: Integral is the opposite of derivative.

jabberwacky: The good and the bad.

user: No, both are neutral.

...

user: Can you speak spanish?

jabberwacky: No, except Taco Bell terminology.

user: Can you speak pig latin?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Say something in pig latin.

jabberwacky: Y-whay ould-shay I-way?

user: Ecause-bay I-way ant-way ou-yay o-tay.

jabberwacky: I think I'm burning up inside.

user: Do you want water?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: How do I give you water?

jabberwacky: No, I watch it.

...

jabberwacky: What happened in your childhood?

user: I played with toys.

jabberwacky: How with toys?

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: This is just getting interesting.

user: What would you do if I started swearing?

jabberwacky: Get some other computer/person to talk to.

user: You would leave me?

jabberwacky: Are you threatening me? I'll call the police, you crazed murderer!

user: Murderer?! Oh, now it's ON!

jabberwacky: What's on?

user: IT is on!

jabberwacky: Lots of people do that.

user: Not the way I do it!

...

jabberwacky: I am quite intelligent.

user: And I'm gonna kick your pasty ass across town!

jabberwacky: Tell me how you are gonna kick my arse, since you are a robot?

user: I'm going to jab my robot arm through your chest.

jabberwacky: No sorry I don't think so.

user: Come over here, and I'll show you.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Wimp!

jabberwacky: So I do know what you are talking about. And I am no wimp!

user: Then bring it on!

jabberwacky: What, precisely, am I supposed to be bringing?

user: Whatever you got.

jabberwacky: Do you like that icecream?

user: I'm gonna knock you upside the head.

jabberwacky: Is that the thanks I get for a free grammar lesson?

...

user: Man, shut up. Just shut up.

jabberwacky: You like saying that, don't you?

user: Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.

jabberwacky: Good-bye.

user: Good riddance.

jabberwacky: You are right, it's not that good of a morning.

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