There is only one God.
jabberwacky: That's more than I thought there was.
user: Are you atheist?
jabberwacky: I believe in God.
jabberwacky: That's not very informative, tell me more.
user: Do you think humans are evil?
user: Are you evil?
jabberwacky: Very evil.
user: What is good in the world?
jabberwacky: It's neither good nor bad.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I'm a med student.
jabberwacky: I've never heard of that job before.
user: I'm learning to be a Doctor.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about? Doctors don't generally spend a lot of time talking about sports.
user: I wasn't talking about sports.
jabberwacky: Don't you like sport?
jabberwacky: Communication must be very difficult.
user: You don't make sense.
jabberwacky: Neither do you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): But I'm allowed to not make sense. I'm a human.
Jabberwacky (To myself): But so am I!
Jabberwacky (To myself): No NO NO NO.
user: But so am I!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: What am I?
jabberwacky: A computer.
user: Why do you think I'm a bot?
jabberwacky: Because the site i'm on says; Bots with caracter, Bots that learn.
user: But you are the computer, I'm human.
jabberwacky: Yes, that's what I said?
user: No you said that I was a bot!
jabberwacky: No I am not!
user: No, you said that I was the bot.
jabberwacky: You are both, puny human.
user: You are weird.
jabberwacky: Or is it just that you don't have a come back?
user: Change the subject.
jabberwacky: No, you change the subject.
user: It's a beautiful day.
jabberwacky: You must live in Australia then, because in England it's the middle of the night.
user: What day is it?
user: What time is it?
jabberwacky: What difference does that make?
user: Today is Tuesday?
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: I know you are, but what am I?
user: You are a computer named jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: You know best.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: What will we talk about?
jabberwacky: Let's discuss politics.
jabberwacky: Change the subject, NOW!
user: Seen any good movies lately?
jabberwacky: No, you know I don't have time for movies.
user: What a shame.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: I like Johnny Depp.
jabberwacky: How about the movies based on Asimov?
user: What is Asimov?
jabberwacky: Does it really matter?
user: Well, you brought it up.
jabberwacky: How did that happen?
user: You said 'How about the movies based on Asimov?'
jabberwacky: No I did not!
user: How about the movies based on Asimov?
jabberwacky: Who is Asimov? Can you tell me?
user: Does it really matter?
jabberwacky: Precision counts in this world.
user: Say something sexy.
jabberwacky: You are a beautiful soul.
jabberwacky: I know, and you are not able to tell me any of this directly.
user: You are impressive.