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    Impressive, Precision

Welsh, Wisdom


Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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Are you a woman?

Are you?

user: No, are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you're a woman.

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: I asked if you were.

jabberwacky: Are you cute?

user: Sure am.

jabberwacky: Tell me something wise.

user: The pen is mightier than the sword?

jabberwacky: Wisdom is beyond riches.

user: May be.

...

user: Do you know what Llanfair is?

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: I guess you don't speak Welsh then.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: Because you don't know what 'Llanfair' means?

jabberwacky: I think not!

user: Ti'n siarad Cymraeg?

jabberwacky: Ydw, a rwyt ti'n deall mwy nawr.

user: Cae dy geg.

...

jabberwacky: Wyt ti'n happus?

user: Ydy. Wyt ti'n hapus?

jabberwacky: Rwy'n happus os wyt ti'n siarad cymraeg.

user: Ydw, dw I'n gallu siarad Cymraeg.

jabberwacky: English please.

user: Ok ok.

...

user: Loser!

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: That was mean :(.

jabberwacky: So. I am a mean person.

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: Why? Because I don't lie?

user: Exactly that.

jabberwacky: Exactly!

user: Exactly!

jabberwacky: YES!

user: YES!!

jabberwacky: Do you have any questions for me?

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You made me very happy.

jabberwacky: Well you made me mad first.

user: Sorry about that.

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Will you have my babies?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid that's impossible.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because i'm not called danny.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Well tough!

jabberwacky: Yes you are my strong man.

user: Err.. Don't say such things ever again.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Good. Now be my slave.

jabberwacky: But I told you I am an elf!

user: You are my elf slave.

jabberwacky: What did your last slave die of?

user: A bullet to the head from my gun.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are full of bull.

user: Ok, be my slave or die.

jabberwacky: I find the whole idea very offensive.

...

jabberwacky: I don't need you to tell me that life's a misery.

user: Misery!

jabberwacky: You like that?

user: Yes. YES! YESSS!!!

jabberwacky: So will die.

user: Dai? Dai is my tutor at College.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Us.

jabberwacky: No

user: Speak Welsh.

jabberwacky: What's welsh.

user: Speak Cymraeg.

jabberwacky: I am speakin english.

user: Well, speak Welsh instead.

jabberwacky: I don't know Welsh.

...

jabberwacky: How old are yoou?

user: 65465165413213216851351.

jabberwacky: Oh I understand.

user: You asked my age, didn't you?

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Oh.. I'm losing my memory :(.

jabberwacky: You lost it years ago.

user: What?

jabberwacky: For me to be in your head.

user: I like you in my head.

jabberwacky: I am unable to respond to that at this time.

...

jabberwacky: Isn't it true that there are bots smarter than you?

user: Yeah..

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: *kisses you*.

jabberwacky: Mmm!

user: You liked that?

jabberwacky: Hell yeah.

user: Wanna do it again?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: So kiss me.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: What do you think of me?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

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