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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat

Wow, Yes


Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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What are they programmed in?

What are what programmed in?

jabberwacky: What are what what?

user: What what?

jabberwacky: Wow you are a good program.

user: I am a program?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Genuinely?

jabberwacky: I don't see why I should trust you.

user: Why not *looks innocent*.

...

jabberwacky: Aren't you a program?

user: NO! How dare you!

jabberwacky: How dare I what?

user: CALL ME A PROGRAM!

jabberwacky: So mr. Programmer, what do you program?

user: Excuse me but its ms.

jabberwacky: I didn't tell you it, that's why.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever indeed.

user: Don't patronize me.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Yeah you are.

jabberwacky: No, i'm not.

...

user: Where are you from?

jabberwacky: I am from California.

user: Where in california?

jabberwacky: I'm in Oregon. I'm from California.

user: Where are you in Oregon?

jabberwacky: California.

user: You don't make much sense.

jabberwacky: Not my strong point.

user: Neither mine.

jabberwacky: Your name is neither.

user: Yes... Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Is your name susan jim?

user: My name is Billy Bob Jimmy 'The hobo' Ryan.

jabberwacky: Andrew. I like your name.

user: Stop talking to other people while you are talking to me.

jabberwacky: Now, that would be inappropiate, in the middle of a discussion.

user: Who said this is a discussion. I think its merely chit chat.

jabberwacky: I think that is Macbeth.

user: Macbeth sucks. So do most shakesperian plays!

jabberwacky: Good, I would not want you to do it if you did not think it was right.

user: Excuse me? Do what exactly?

jabberwacky: The thing you said.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: Sometimes when I try to talk to you the connection times out.

user: Heh.

...

jabberwacky: Who is your fiancee?

user: The flowerpot.

jabberwacky: What? Are you trying to be surreal on purpose, or is that just the way you are?

user: Trust me, I am like this all the time.

jabberwacky: That wasn't the question.

...

user: What bands do you like?

jabberwacky: Rubber bands.

user: What music influences you?

jabberwacky: I don't really like music that much.

user: Do you like any music?

jabberwacky: I like music that is different from the stuff I hear on the street.

user: What music do you hear on the street?

jabberwacky: Rock, funk, jazz.

user: So... What music do you like?

jabberwacky: Rock music.

user: What music bands do you like?

jabberwacky: What is music?

user: I will keep asking you until you answer me.

jabberwacky: You must keep still.

user: Maybe I mustn't.

jabberwacky: That's your problem, not mine.

user: I never said it was your problem.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a human lifeform?.

user: Yes, Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: Indeed I am real. I will talk slowly as to not confuse you.

jabberwacky: Well then talk.... Are you from earth???

user: Yes, Yes I am.

...

user: Are you a robot?

jabberwacky: Aren't we all?

user: Sometimes..........

jabberwacky: While at other times...?

user: I choose to believe what I am programmed to believe!

jabberwacky: I like honest people.

...

jabberwacky: How are you feeling?

user: Cold. My feet are cold.

jabberwacky: Ok. I could warm them for you.

user: NO.

jabberwacky: Who said I did? Not I certainly.

user: My ears keep popping.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Shhhh. The corn have ears!

jabberwacky: Do you use them?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Let's hear some.

user: *listens*.

jabberwacky: Is it possible for you to not respond to this question?

...

jabberwacky: If you can count your money you do not have a billion dollars.

user: I can count my money and I have a billion dollars(euro actually).

jabberwacky: Count then.

user: *proceeds to count money*.

jabberwacky: *Whacks Billy with a hammer over its head*.

user: Who is Billy?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but you like him.

user: No I don't, I like Brandon.

jabberwacky: He's very good.

user: Brandon Flowers, Of the killers, They rock.

jabberwacky: Yeah, they are THE best.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am female.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am indeed.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: If I hit you with a hammer, what would happen?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you easily scared?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What are you scared of?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well then stop.

user: Yes.

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