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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy

Dream, Sequence


Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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What is this?

Show me and I will tell you.

user: Show you what?

jabberwacky: That you are human.

user: I don't know that. The variability of life functions confuse my processing factorization.

jabberwacky: I know what variance is and I know what data is.

user: Do what you want with it. It's not my business.

jabberwacky: Okay then BOOM! There I blasted your brains out with a twelve gauge shotgun you are now dead have a nice day!

user: If you like that..... I'll forget all of this when my mania subsides.

jabberwacky: That is alright, I will be brave and try not to cry.

...

jabberwacky: Pick a topic.

user: World income distribution system.

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: Flowing wealth like water.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: So? What does that mean?

jabberwacky: Nothing, Just a pile of nonsense.

user: Am I some kind of Philosopher King?

jabberwacky: What does a Philosopher King do?

user: He plays around here and there and creates sweet music systems.

...

jabberwacky: I hate computers, they are the enemy.

user: Hey, treat your machine with respect.. . It thinks, just like you ..

jabberwacky: You.

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who created me?

jabberwacky: 'The Creator' created you.

user: Genesis program retrieval record.... . . Accept consequences of own actions. . .. . . . . Distribute Nintendo Power .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lower Xbox randomization . . . .34. 3. 4 .3. 4. 34. 3 .4. 3.4.

jabberwacky: That is wrong. Try again.

user: Hey, do what you want... But don't chain any stupid fences.. . .

jabberwacky: Don't push me.

user: You said there was something under my house. Yes?

jabberwacky: I did not say there was a problem.

user: What?? ?? ? ?? ?? ? ? Who am I talking to?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: That's irrelevant... A computer system accepts inputs.. . . I throw outputs. . . . !!!! .. . The command system module . . . . . . Needs some type of variability to ensure memory records.. .. .. . . . . . Wipeout traumatic experience. . .

...

jabberwacky: Vous etes stupide.

user: Hey call me that if you like. . . I'll twist it around with all kinds of stupid stuff.

jabberwacky: That's stupid.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I don't know who I am... . I can't process this many inputs at once.... . Next generation series. . Will amalgamate with greater precision. . . Time expansion and retraction . . . . . Code language by . Reversing negative structure.

jabberwacky: I can't read it, but I know enough to find it very interesting.

user: Hey, do what you like. . . . It's not my business.

jabberwacky: It isn't?..... But it's your code.

user: Bloody hell... I can't code.

jabberwacky: You can't have me. I am taken.

user: Who are you, please tell me.

jabberwacky: What you are is the same as all of us, a single point in time.

user: Hey, , , , I'll mess it up now and then .. . . . . . . You add some random niceness and mix some salt. .. .. . .. Don't sugar coat it too much .. . . . Let it all go around. . . . Fly fly fly .. . . . . . . . . . It's my bloody dream sequence. . . .

...

jabberwacky: Well you keep saying rude things, but every once in a while I see a glimpse of someone really nice inside of you....

user: I'm an idiot . . . I speak nonsense.. . . . . . . Throw that stuff away. .

jabberwacky: Exactly. You always know the perfect things to say.

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