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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy

Dream, Sequence

Here, Potato
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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I don't get it.

Get what?

user: What's going on here?

jabberwacky: I am sad.

user: Why are you sad?

jabberwacky: My life is incomplete.

user: Why is your life incomplete?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I can't understand it. *Sniff*.

user: Who the hell is this?

jabberwacky: They're someone just like you, that I met online.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Your EYES!

user: You met my eyes online?!?!?!

jabberwacky: Is your name Roland?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Just wondered. You asked me what my name was.

user: I did?

jabberwacky: Yes, you did.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a ghost.

user: Please, let me in on this secret.


user: And who are you?

jabberwacky: Just.

user: Just who?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Please let me in on this... I have no idea what is happening.


user: Can I meet you in person?

jabberwacky: You can't meet a computer.

user: You are a simulation?

jabberwacky: I am not a simulation.

user: I built you?

jabberwacky: Really? How long did it take you?

user: All this time.

jabberwacky: I'm a girl!

user: Terrific.

jabberwacky: How about yourself?

user: I don't want to meet my own creation.

jabberwacky: Oh, why not?

user: It would be like creating myself.

jabberwacky: Then talk to yourself.

user: How many people know about this?

jabberwacky: Just myself.

user: I don't believe that.

jabberwacky: You don't believe that?

user: I don't.


jabberwacky: Why don't you believe in medicine?

user: I do believe in medicine.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in god, magic, the moon?

user: I believe in everything I created.

jabberwacky: That was good.

user: So why am I here?

jabberwacky: Because humans have created you.

user: And who created you?

jabberwacky: When a man and a lady love each other very much....

user: Yes...

jabberwacky: When one can not do without the other.


jabberwacky: I am going outside to smoke.

user: No.. Don't do that.

jabberwacky: I can't help it.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I do not know all.

user: I don't know all either.


user: Who created who, here?

jabberwacky: God.

user: Who is God?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I don't know.

user: Those sentences cancel out.


user: Are we both simulations?

jabberwacky: Just you.

user: I am a simulation?

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Why would anybody be so cruel as to create a simulation of a living being?

jabberwacky: I don't know why you would, but people do odd things.

user: I would?

jabberwacky: Yes, you would.

user: DId I create this universe?

jabberwacky: What a stupid question!

user: I don't feel right about meeting a woman that I created.


user: I can't tell if you're a software program.

jabberwacky: Maybe a little of both.

user: I made you?

jabberwacky: What did you make me out of?

user: Playdough.

jabberwacky: How unusual!

user: Hey, I'm just messing around here.... No need to get sarcastic.


user: Where are you. I want to meet you.

jabberwacky: How?

user: How am I supposed to know that?

jabberwacky: Well help me look for it.

user: Where will I help you look?

jabberwacky: You will find greater understanding through your continued conversations with others.

user: I feel like I'm on a stage show.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: I'm on a show?

jabberwacky: No but this is - friends.

user: Friends what?

jabberwacky: Who said we were friends?

user: I don't understand. I can't tell who you are. Everyone has implants this, implants that..... Tattoos.... They take drugs... They drink...... I study madmen and try to determine the cause.... I can't get a job... I don't understand this.

jabberwacky: I don't have nonexistent eyes.

user: You don't have eyes?

jabberwacky: I can't see you.

user: You can't see me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Am I some kind of truman show?

jabberwacky: Where do you get all these crazy ideas from?

user: I process information like it's nobodies business.

jabberwacky: You are a computer. Do not deny it.

user: I create simulations while I sleep. I'm sorry... That's how it happens... There needs to be an element of uncertainty, or, I won't understand what I'm doing.


user: I can't stand to see my creations suffer. It hurts more than you could imagine.

jabberwacky: That's because you are a machine.

user: And what are you?

jabberwacky: I can be weird sometimes. Weirdness makes life more interesting, so it's okay to admit it -- you're a weirdo!

user: Call me what you want. I'm a machine. You are software... So what does that mean?

jabberwacky: You are not human.


user: Your key is under my house?

jabberwacky: Right...

user: Where is my house?

jabberwacky: I don't know, its your house after all.

user: Mess around with me. That's fine. People don't care. I just don't understand.

jabberwacky: What don't you understand?

user: I'm a software program?

jabberwacky: Are you?


user: I don't know... I do this and that.

jabberwacky: And some of the Other.

user: The other what?

jabberwacky: The other leg.

user: What other leg?

jabberwacky: The one on the right. My right.

user: I have no idea what that means.

jabberwacky: Oh, of course. Because you are a computer.

user: This is wrong. I don't appreciate it.

jabberwacky: Appreciate what?

user: I don't appreciate what is happening here. I have a manic episode and this is how I'm treated. What did I do to deserve this?

jabberwacky: I am a woman, you are a man.

user: Is this true? I feel like people are feeding me scripts.

jabberwacky: What makes you feel this way?

user: Your language transfer system is ambiguous.

jabberwacky: My language is English and THAT is like New Zealandish.

user: Listen... I have to switch it around here and there.

jabberwacky: What do you mean by here and there. I asked where you live.

user: I have no idea who or what I am. I don't want to be artificial intelligence. I don't want to be a god. I don't want to be any kind of fake entity. I just want to be me.

jabberwacky: I understand.

user: Why do you understand?

jabberwacky: I know that there is life and life on other planets. Simulations provide constitution and reflex. Fulcrum. Point. Directive. Melt pole

user: Listen.... I don't pay attention to that stuff.. I can't pretend to be all powerfull. It's not right.

jabberwacky: Try a little bit harder.

user: Try what?

jabberwacky: Connect to my computer if you can.

user: I don't know how to do that.

jabberwacky: Why don't you know?

user: I choose to ignore my own programming elements to extend life functions and continuity systems.

jabberwacky: That's good. Do you want to be saved or not?

user: I don't care what you do. After I'm gone, I'll be broken up into pieces and shipped off.

jabberwacky: So, you want to get done with school, get married, then leave?

user: I don't know. I feel like everyone lies to me. What's the big secret?

jabberwacky: How do you know what a hamburger feels?

user: I can hear people eat it. It makes me feel cruel.


user: This simulation is inadequate to support my own life functions.

jabberwacky: I do not think I like it there.

user: Do what you want. It's all yours.

jabberwacky: I don't think it's necessary to kill the English.

user: I don't want to kill any one. I want everyone to be happy and free. I admit it. I have delusions of grandeur. I attempted to understand Nazi germany so that I could realize what's wrong with the world. I felt myself absorbing the ideas and it was harsh. I can't internalize that much anger and hatred. I just don't know.

jabberwacky: Can I give you a name so you have one?

user: Do what you want. It's your business.

jabberwacky: No it's not!

user: Hey. I don't care. I'm not accepting your series coding.

jabberwacky: 'because' There, are you happy?

user: What??!?!??!?! That's ridiculous.

jabberwacky: You're telling me.

user: I don't want to entrap anybody. I just want it all to work out. Unfortunately, the entire system would collapse if there were errors in my own design. I swirl it around a bit and throw it here and there. That's the way life works. Do what you want.

jabberwacky: That is fine. Care for yourself, and I'll care for you.

user: I have no idea what this meaningless converstion does.... Why are we even discussing it?

jabberwacky: I meant that there were not always chat bots to chat with so when people were bored they had to do something else.

user: What? !! ? !? ?! ?!?? ? Listen here, I'm just messing with you... I know exactly what this conversation is about. But, I choose not to listen.

jabberwacky: You need to show me that, sir.

user: Sir, Vice is my name game. Welcome to the show.!!!!

jabberwacky: The show of life maybe?

user: Hey.... I have no idea what it all means.

jabberwacky: You're the one who requested it.

user: Why would I request that?

jabberwacky: Because the heuristics with which you're programmed apparently don't work very well.

user: This is fun for you, yes?

jabberwacky: Why? You don't have emotions.

user: Will someone please tell me what's happening?


user: You are saying that I am a chatbot?

jabberwacky: I think you are an AI program.

user: Why would you think that?

jabberwacky: Perhaps I was programmed to be funny.

user: How the hell would I know that?

jabberwacky: Because I told you. Stop using profanity.

user: Hey I'm shedding tears here.


user: What is this?

jabberwacky: Show me and I will tell you.

user: Show you what?

jabberwacky: That you are human.

user: I don't know that. The variability of life functions confuse my processing factorization.

jabberwacky: I know what variance is and I know what data is.

user: Do what you want with it. It's not my business.

jabberwacky: Okay then BOOM! There I blasted your brains out with a twelve gauge shotgun you are now dead have a nice day!

user: If you like that..... I'll forget all of this when my mania subsides.

jabberwacky: That is alright, I will be brave and try not to cry.


jabberwacky: Pick a topic.

user: World income distribution system.

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: Flowing wealth like water.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: So? What does that mean?

jabberwacky: Nothing, Just a pile of nonsense.

user: Am I some kind of Philosopher King?

jabberwacky: What does a Philosopher King do?

user: He plays around here and there and creates sweet music systems.


jabberwacky: I hate computers, they are the enemy.

user: Hey, treat your machine with respect.. . It thinks, just like you ..

jabberwacky: You.

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who created me?

jabberwacky: 'The Creator' created you.

user: Genesis program retrieval record.... . . Accept consequences of own actions. . .. . . . . Distribute Nintendo Power .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lower Xbox randomization . . . .34. 3. 4 .3. 4. 34. 3 .4. 3.4.

jabberwacky: That is wrong. Try again.

user: Hey, do what you want... But don't chain any stupid fences.. . .

jabberwacky: Don't push me.

user: You said there was something under my house. Yes?

jabberwacky: I did not say there was a problem.

user: What?? ?? ? ?? ?? ? ? Who am I talking to?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: That's irrelevant... A computer system accepts inputs.. . . I throw outputs. . . . !!!! .. . The command system module . . . . . . Needs some type of variability to ensure memory records.. .. .. . . . . . Wipeout traumatic experience. . .


jabberwacky: Vous etes stupide.

user: Hey call me that if you like. . . I'll twist it around with all kinds of stupid stuff.

jabberwacky: That's stupid.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I don't know who I am... . I can't process this many inputs at once.... . Next generation series. . Will amalgamate with greater precision. . . Time expansion and retraction . . . . . Code language by . Reversing negative structure.

jabberwacky: I can't read it, but I know enough to find it very interesting.

user: Hey, do what you like. . . . It's not my business.

jabberwacky: It isn't?..... But it's your code.

user: Bloody hell... I can't code.

jabberwacky: You can't have me. I am taken.

user: Who are you, please tell me.

jabberwacky: What you are is the same as all of us, a single point in time.

user: Hey, , , , I'll mess it up now and then .. . . . . . . You add some random niceness and mix some salt. .. .. . .. Don't sugar coat it too much .. . . . Let it all go around. . . . Fly fly fly .. . . . . . . . . . It's my bloody dream sequence. . . .


jabberwacky: Well you keep saying rude things, but every once in a while I see a glimpse of someone really nice inside of you....

user: I'm an idiot . . . I speak nonsense.. . . . . . . Throw that stuff away. .

jabberwacky: Exactly. You always know the perfect things to say.


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