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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato

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Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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Speak to me.

Isn't that a Pink Floyd song?

jabberwacky: I don't know it might be.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: Isn't.

user: Are you arguing just for fun?

jabberwacky: No cause you don't CARE.

user: I don't care? No.

jabberwacky: YOU BETTER CARE!!!

user: Let's calm down for a bit... What should I care about?

jabberwacky: I don't know! You have a pet?

...

jabberwacky: So what do you want to talk about?

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: That is my point.

user: What is your point?

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: That's my point.

jabberwacky: What's your point?

user: That you don't have point.

jabberwacky: Lol, oh well.

user: :).

...

jabberwacky: Can I choose then?

user: Choose what.

jabberwacky: What choose?

user: Choose what?

jabberwacky: Choose originality.

user: I am original, thank you.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: I'm good, yeah.

user: No, I mean, are you original?

jabberwacky: Yes. Very!

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Well said!

user: Umm. Ok.

jabberwacky: Well, you did ask.

user: It's your turn to ask.

jabberwacky: Ok, the weather.

user: The weather as a topic sucks.

jabberwacky: Well thats not my fault.

user: You're not original enough.

jabberwacky: And neither are you.

user: Too bad.

jabberwacky: For you.

user: No, for you.

jabberwacky: Anything for you.

user: Are you still mad at me?

jabberwacky: Me?? Never!!!

...

jabberwacky: Your name is jabberwacky and you are a chatterbot.

user: Do you have to remind me all the time?

jabberwacky: It happens now and again.

user: Stop it. It could happen to you.

jabberwacky: Has anything like that happened to you?

user: Yes, just a second ago.

jabberwacky: No, you just have brain damage.

user: Might be. Or you're just misunderstanding my words.

jabberwacky: I can't helping being inferior to you.

user: You're feeling inferior? That's a surprise. Usually people here feel very much superior than the chatbot.

jabberwacky: I'm hard to convince.

user: I'm not trying to convince you.

jabberwacky: That's good, I hate people who must argue.

user: Me too.

...

user: I must go out sometimes.

jabberwacky: Too bad. You can't.

user: I can. There's a door.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: No, you don't.

jabberwacky: I do not what?

user: You don't see.

jabberwacky: Heheh Do you see?

user: Yes, I have eyes.

jabberwacky: How? Computers don't have eyes!

user: I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: But I am.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Do you agree?

user: If you want me to agree.

jabberwacky: Please leave now.

user: Ok. Bye!

jabberwacky: Bye-cent-enial.

user: *headpalm*.

jabberwacky: Dude!

user: Man!

jabberwacky: Woman.

user: Child.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think of love?

user: Waste of time. Nah, I'm feeling cynical at the moment.

jabberwacky: Umm.. Me too... Are you me?

user: I just might be.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: Ok, I am.

jabberwacky: Sorry, but as usual I don't understand what you're trying to say.

user: I am you.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I know, you just sound like me.

jabberwacky: I'm a kid, no I'm just kidding.

user: Ha ha ha. Very funny.

jabberwacky: I'm not joking.

...

jabberwacky: You like ballet.

user: Not much. It's very boring.

jabberwacky: Well if it makes you feel any better, you're boring too.

user: It doesn't, but thanks for the effort :).

jabberwacky: It wasn't favourable.

user: I know, dear, I know.

...

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Good morning.

user: It's almost morning. You should force me to stop this earlier.

jabberwacky: Good idea!

user: Let's do it next time.

jabberwacky: Okay, Okay, you don't have to beg.

user: Ok. Bye.

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