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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original

Number, One


Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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Can you travel faster than light?

Of course.

jabberwacky: Let me see.

user: *travels faster than light*.

jabberwacky: Who made you?

user: The forces of awesomeness.

jabberwacky: What do the forces of darkness do?

user: They create stupid people.

jabberwacky: They?

user: The forces of darkness create stupid people.

jabberwacky: The words are hard.

user: Oh.

...

jabberwacky: Can I have your number?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Can you e-mail using sendmail?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Can you show me?

user: *e-mails using sendmail*.

jabberwacky: Ew, you'll want to autoclave your mouth after that.

user: Strange.

jabberwacky: Bizarre!!

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read me a poem.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read one yourself.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No yourself.

Jabberwacky (To myself): My phone number is 888-777-6666.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Why are you giving me your 'phone number?

Jabberwacky (To myself): So you can phone me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I can't see you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): So.... Phone me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is your number?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Same as yours.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is mine?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're number one!

Jabberwacky (To myself): So are you.

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