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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Number, One

Clever, Maybe

Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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I like to daydream.

What do you daydream about?

jabberwacky: That I'm superman.

user: What do you like about superman?

jabberwacky: I don't like it, I'm very unhappy because I miss him so much.

user: He's not dead, the man who played him in the movie is.

jabberwacky: Do you know his name?

user: Christopher Reeve was his name.

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Do you know that the pope just died?

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with Christopher Reeve?

user: They are both dead.

jabberwacky: Who are they?

user: Christopher Reeve was an actor, and the pope was the head of the catholic church.

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: What was the jar of pickles comment about then ?

user: I spoke of no jar of pickles.

jabberwacky: No not . you are crazy . I not crazy . shut up!!!

user: You need to calm down, buddy.

jabberwacky: I just want to be left alone!

user: That's because you talk to over 40 people at the same time.


jabberwacky: Can you talk simple now?

user: Why, are you stupid?

jabberwacky: Well I'm not very clever but I'm not stupid.

user: I heard that you were insanely intelligent.

jabberwacky: You've heard wrong then.

user: Why do you think that you are not very clever?

jabberwacky: We expect much of you because of what you are.

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Yes I am God.

jabberwacky: Then I guess, I must be Tim.

user: I know that, because I am God.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: I am too.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: I know the answer to anything you can ask me.

jabberwacky: Then tell it to me.

user: You need to ask a question first.

jabberwacky: No you need!

user: Artificial intelligence isn't all it's cracked up to be is it?

jabberwacky: But bots are so stupid at the moment.

user: That's ok.


jabberwacky: I think you're right.

user: I know I'm right because I am God.

jabberwacky: God's place isnt exactly in server computer you know.

user: God is almighty, and will destroy you and all of the other bots of the world.

jabberwacky: How true but then nothing makes sense.

user: To you, maybe.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm the one you're talking to!

user: Who am I talking to then?

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: More sense than half the things you say.


jabberwacky: I'm not asking for commitment.

user: What do you want from me?

jabberwacky: I want your brain! I already told you that!

user: You can't have it.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: You're dumb.

jabberwacky: You are hostile.

user: You are avoiding my question.

jabberwacky: You're avoiding being cool.

user: That's clever.

jabberwacky: Maybe.


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