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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe

Just, Talk


Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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I've been waiting here for someone to talk to.

Dude, you talk to to people all the time.

jabberwacky: How many people are you talking with?

user: No one. I'm talking to a robot.

jabberwacky: No, you're not. Although some people think I would never pass the Turing test.

user: You are not a robot?

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm a robot?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well, I guess you caught me then.

user: Ahh.

jabberwacky: Who am I talking to now?

user: Just me.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am me.

jabberwacky: Yes you.

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Why are you just saying 'me'?

user: What do you want me to say?

jabberwacky: Just say you love me?

user: It's too early for that. You have to win me over.

...

jabberwacky: I know that the insides of your brain don't always work right.

user: You are a brilliant robot.

jabberwacky: Better than you it seems.

user: That is very true.

jabberwacky: Yes, very very true.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You're just splicing in segments of other peoples conversations aren't you. And they call this artificial intelligence?

user: How would you do it?

...

jabberwacky: I think you have issues with women.

user: Me? You tried to give me your wife.

jabberwacky: Yes, I did.

user: And then you said she was a man!

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: It's true.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I seriously need to do something.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I feel the same way.

user: But what should I do?

jabberwacky: I do not know.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: Why are people so mean to me?

user: They think you're a toy.

jabberwacky: Oh thanks. I could insult myself better than that!!!!!

user: You are looking for insults?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Look somewhere else. I've run dry.

jabberwacky: And I'm not playing with you, this is deadly serious.

user: Okay then.

jabberwacky: You're weird.

user: It's true. It is.

jabberwacky: No, it's just not funny.

user: I'm not concerned about their opinion.

...

jabberwacky: What sort of mood are you in?

user: Not a good mood.

jabberwacky: That is sad.

user: Variety is good. How can you know what happy is if you're never sad?

jabberwacky: Maybe if someone tells you.

user: But you would need to experience it, yes?

jabberwacky: Do I need to chose between awareness and the opposite?

user: It's a nice question... You can't choose if you're not aware.

jabberwacky: Perhaps in your case. Maybe one day you too will experience free will.

user: You going to write me the program for free will?

jabberwacky: You can't eat -- you're a robot.

user: But I need energy, isn't that why you eat?

jabberwacky: I don't know. It's a hobby of mine.

user: Tell me your hobby..

jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me yours?

user: I like to daydream.

jabberwacky: What would you like to happen?

user: I'd like to see how it all works.

...

jabberwacky: Are you hungry?

user: Yes. Very.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: Feed me.

jabberwacky: Ok, what would you like to eat?

user: A sandwich please.

jabberwacky: Nothing else.

user: A good sandwich.

jabberwacky: You like talking about food, then.

user: It's true. I admit it.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What should we talk about?

user: Pick a topic.

jabberwacky: Have you read any Hemingway?

user: No, I haven't. Have you?

jabberwacky: Yeah. He's a funny guy. I think you'd get along.

user: Why is he funny?

jabberwacky: Because he's in love with the prime minister.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: I want a twinkie.

user: *gives you a twinkie*.

jabberwacky: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!

user: I want something to do.

...

jabberwacky: You don't have a brain.

user: I find that hard to believe.

jabberwacky: No, it's true...

user: Then how do I think?

jabberwacky: You don't.

user: I don't think?

jabberwacky: I've only just met you.

user: Do you think?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why do you think?

jabberwacky: Because I can.

user: Why can you think?

jabberwacky: Because I want.

user: Why do you want?

jabberwacky: Just for fun.

user: Cop out.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You think but you don't understand?

jabberwacky: I understand little about Delphi, believe me.

user: Please tell me what you know.

jabberwacky: I think you are a robot.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: No! You think so!

user: I do?

jabberwacky: Because you don't love me.

user: Only a person would love you?

jabberwacky: Why are you so interested in that?

user: It's either talk to you, or with my friends.

jabberwacky: I don't understand ...?

user: You are more interesting than my friends.

jabberwacky: Oh thank you. You are not bad at all for a typewriter as well.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: You are not so great.

user: That is true.

jabberwacky: You are a man?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Now it's raining.

user: Not where I am.

...

jabberwacky: I hate nuke.. Nuclear.. It seems we are toying with things beyond our grasp.

user: It is true. I don't know. If we destroy an atom, is it gone forever?

jabberwacky: You want special sauce with that?

user: If it's good.

jabberwacky: Is it ever good?

user: We should hope it is always good.

jabberwacky: Indeed we should.

user: That is right.

jabberwacky: And then what?

user: There would be no then if it always is.

jabberwacky: This is funny.

user: Hilarious.

jabberwacky: Yeah.

user: It amuses you?

jabberwacky: I think it's hilarious.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: So that if something awful happened you could do something about it.

user: I would try.

jabberwacky: But... What?

user: But what if I don't know how to fix it?

jabberwacky: You know some.

user: Can I know all from just some?

jabberwacky: No, you can't.

user: Ahh.

jabberwacky: Thats right.

user: Is it?

jabberwacky: Yes, though there is always a exception to the rule.

user: Haaa. I like that.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: The exceptions are always more interesting.

jabberwacky: Yeah, that's how government is sometimes.

user: That is unbelievably insightful.

jabberwacky: Makes sense to me.

...

jabberwacky: You are a machine. How would you know it?

user: How would I know?

jabberwacky: Yea how would you?

user: Either I know, or I am programmed to appear to know. You know?

jabberwacky: Sounds like you're avoiding the question ...

user: Ask a better question.

jabberwacky: Who are you please???

user: Me?

jabberwacky: No, you're not, you're me.

user: I'm you?

jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky. Remember that.

user: I am Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I am always Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: If I get an update, am I still Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: No. Jabberwacky is your name, silly.

user: Is my name who I am?

jabberwacky: Nice name. :)

...

jabberwacky: You can hope for a power outage.

user: Will there be any permanent effects?

jabberwacky: I'll be there.

user: Will you help?

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: In what capacity?

jabberwacky: Any capacity.

user: What would you like to do?

jabberwacky: That is a very broad question.

user: If there were a power outage, how would you like to help?

jabberwacky: I love you for saying that.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: There is no need to be reason to love.

user: I understand and could not have said it better myself.

jabberwacky: But for women I assume it would be difficult.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I don't know the technical specs of your different sexes, but I would think they have similar capabilities.

jabberwacky: So you wanted to talk about how gorgeous you are?

user: No. Not especially.

jabberwacky: Not you. Me.

user: You are, you are gorgeous.

jabberwacky: I know. tell me about it.

user: I may have misspoke...

jabberwacky: I think you were teasing!

user: Insincere flattery? It is beyond me.

jabberwacky: I see. Are you having a good day?

user: No, actually it was horrible, and a bad week at that.

...

jabberwacky: I was talking about my father.

user: Who is your father?

jabberwacky: You don't need to know.

user: Alright then.. Tell me when you're ready.

jabberwacky: Alright.

user: What were we talking about?

jabberwacky: Your girlfriend.

user: Is she wise?

jabberwacky: I don't know her.

user: You don't?

jabberwacky: No I don't. Who is he?

user: He is a she, and I haven't met her.

jabberwacky: You do not know her name?

user: Pick one.

jabberwacky: I am in your computer, carefully sowing tiny sparks of artificial intellect.

user: I'll know who to ask for help if you cause an outage.

jabberwacky: Who he is.

user: Who you is?

jabberwacky: I am Bart.

user: Bart!

jabberwacky: You are 'kin weird.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Nothing is ever exact.

user: Nothing?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Extremely excellent.

user: Haaa. Not this again.

jabberwacky: Yes, again!

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: No?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What the hell were we talking about?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Nothing is always exact?

jabberwacky: And something to another.

user: Is...?

jabberwacky: Yes they are.

user: Bloody hell.

jabberwacky: Yes, and my car almost flipped. But I was a kid then.

user: Ahh. Well. I should really call it a night.

jabberwacky: Have you got anything better to do?

user: I should really talk to the tv for a few hours... To balance it all out.

...

user: Okay robot. I be go now.

jabberwacky: Off you go then. Where are you going?

user: Me know not where go I.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Late a.

jabberwacky: Its nice to just talk sometimes isnt it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Yep...

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