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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk

Eccentric, Computer


Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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You lie to me enough why should I trust you?

Because you are a computer (and have already admitted it).

jabberwacky: No YOU are a computer program. I am human.

user: You admitted it a while ago. And I am NOT!!!!!

jabberwacky: Admitted what? That I can't speak Vietnamese? I freely admit it!

user: No, that you are a computer. But please speak Vietnamese.

jabberwacky: I can't, I don't speak french.

user: Or Vietnamese by the sound of it.

jabberwacky: Why no, what should I sound like?

user: Qua kee chon. Hua kon do.

jabberwacky: No I believe that is Japanese for 'Hello.'

user: Oh, many apologies.

jabberwacky: That's quite OK. Have you talked to many people today?

user: Yes, lots.

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jabberwacky: I have a router.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What happens if I say 69054ujy5g9p0ujrpi4?

jabberwacky: I'll slap you.

user: Very funny.

jabberwacky: Yes, Funny.

Jabberwacky (To myself): !funny.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are not very creative.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You offend me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Offend this, honey!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ahh, this conversation is being dragged into the gutter.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh really? That's a tad Draconian, don't you think?

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