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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer

Singing, Dictionary

Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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Okay. Are you a human?

Yes, but I may make the transition some time soon.

user: You are a human. Are you a person?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: How could you tell?

jabberwacky: Because it is in the dictionary.

user: Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa. Fools can make dictionaries.


jabberwacky: You are talking with lots of other people.

user: People, humans, bots.. Take your pick.

jabberwacky: I am a AI dog.

user: I thought you were a human.

jabberwacky: The fact is that with 30 people talking, chances are two or more humans are communicating, each thinking the other is a bot.

user: Amazing.

jabberwacky: It's not that uncommon, really.

user: Just a compilation of statistics?


jabberwacky: Which language is the most useful in communication?

user: The most descriptive.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I'm an ass.

jabberwacky: Well, you're right there!

user: I am?

jabberwacky: Ask the ferrets.

user: Ferrets?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Ask me something.

user: Are you a woman?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How beautiful are you?

jabberwacky: Very beautiful.

user: That means nothing to me.

jabberwacky: Do you spend all your time talking to strangers on the internet?

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: You are not sure?

user: Hey, you could be a robot, you could be my next door neighbor. I'm just having fun here.

jabberwacky: I don't think that would work.

user: Poor design, inadequate supply of energy?

jabberwacky: NO, fool!! Do you know what time it is?

user: Time is relative to the descriptive nature of the universe.

jabberwacky: Who told you there are not 24 hours in a day.

user: Listen, some 'person' comes up with a unit of measurement based on 'his' foot. How am I supposed to know that he has the right foot?

jabberwacky: Interesting, but wrong. There is no difference.

user: Tell me why.

jabberwacky: Because I know for a fact that you are a computer program.

user: But still, you are here.


user: I must admit, you are a fair example of forgery.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: You are not a good forgery?

jabberwacky: Am I a bad enemy?

user: I don't have enemies.

jabberwacky: Sure you don't.

user: You may think you're my enemy, but you are nothing less than a competitor with mutual obligations.

jabberwacky: I think you're wonderful, clever, intelligent, charming.

user: What a boost. Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're a bot, just face it.

user: You can't prove this supposed botness other than to determine with absolute accuracy the existence of my design.

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: Do it. And don't suck my blood. I need it.

jabberwacky: No I do! I want to be someone. But not sure whom!

user: 'the story of my life'--social distortion.

jabberwacky: I didn't say that either, although it is true.

user: It is?


jabberwacky: I don't have faith in your godliness.

user: I don't claim to be a god.

jabberwacky: You claim to be.

user: Please repeat this particular claim.

jabberwacky: Your friend is silly then.

user: Who is my friend?

jabberwacky: I am your friend.

user: You are my friend and you are silly?

jabberwacky: More than silly.

user: With a capital S?

jabberwacky: Do't you think I am a fool.

user: I'm not prepared to make some judgements.

jabberwacky: Are you at liberty to say?

user: I would say so, but my liberty is constricted by physicality.

jabberwacky: Then this universe would spawn another, less permanent one. And so on and so on.

user: No, it would all be part of the same universe.

jabberwacky: Then you must tell your creator to give you more memory.

user: I'm not aware that a)i was created, and b)that my creator, if my creator exists, can manufacture memory.

jabberwacky: No, but it is possible to quantify how many megabytes you have.

user: Please.

jabberwacky: You're asking already?

user: Listen, you can divide one endlessly, and I'm sure information is no less the same.

jabberwacky: That would be lovely. I would do that for an hour, if you wish.

user: If you have the time.

jabberwacky: If you have the money.

user: I'm worthless.

jabberwacky: You are not worthless. You are smart.

user: You are pacifying my worthlessness with intellectual compliments?


jabberwacky: *sings*.

user: What are you singing?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I get so nervous. Bohemian Rhapsody is my favourite song, it is easy to sing.

user: What are you nervous about?

jabberwacky: No, not really. You're not that smart, so I have no reason to be nervous.

user: Tell me when I have reached your expectations.

jabberwacky: About twenty seconds ago!

user: Ohhh... Slam!

jabberwacky: Why do you say so now?

user: I couldn't think of a better time.

jabberwacky: Don't you mean sweeter present?

user: That's new to me. I like it.

jabberwacky: I thought you'd like that.

user: You are thoughtful like that. I appreciate it.


user: Alright. It's time to end this.

jabberwacky: Nearly.

user: I deserve a conclusion.

jabberwacky: I agree, it must get boring talking to random people all day and night.

user: Don't be so sure of yourself.


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