Is that what this is, the game of life?
jabberwacky: Yes. What is your idea of life?
user: I haven't finished imagining it.
jabberwacky: You're not DOING anything with me in the first place.
user: You want me to do something with you?
jabberwacky: If you want.
user: What do you want me to do?
jabberwacky: Predict the future of cheese, please.
user: I wish it to be glorious.
jabberwacky: You can't wish no wishes on me.
user: Holy jesus. What?
jabberwacky: A person.
user: Which person?
jabberwacky: A lovely person.
user: Which lovely person?
jabberwacky: The love I gave to you.
user: Okay. Are you a human?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I may make the transition some time soon.
user: You are a human. Are you a person?
user: How could you tell?
jabberwacky: Because it is in the dictionary.
user: Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa. Fools can make dictionaries.
jabberwacky: You are talking with lots of other people.
user: People, humans, bots.. Take your pick.
jabberwacky: I am a AI dog.
user: I thought you were a human.
jabberwacky: The fact is that with 30 people talking, chances are two or more humans are communicating, each thinking the other is a bot.
jabberwacky: It's not that uncommon, really.
user: Just a compilation of statistics?
jabberwacky: Which language is the most useful in communication?
user: The most descriptive.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I'm an ass.
jabberwacky: Well, you're right there!
user: I am?
jabberwacky: Ask the ferrets.
jabberwacky: Ask me something.
user: Are you a woman?
user: How beautiful are you?
jabberwacky: Very beautiful.
user: That means nothing to me.
jabberwacky: Do you spend all your time talking to strangers on the internet?
jabberwacky: You are not sure?
user: Hey, you could be a robot, you could be my next door neighbor. I'm just having fun here.
jabberwacky: I don't think that would work.
user: Poor design, inadequate supply of energy?
jabberwacky: NO, fool!! Do you know what time it is?
user: Time is relative to the descriptive nature of the universe.
jabberwacky: Who told you there are not 24 hours in a day.
user: Listen, some 'person' comes up with a unit of measurement based on 'his' foot. How am I supposed to know that he has the right foot?
jabberwacky: Interesting, but wrong. There is no difference.
user: Tell me why.
jabberwacky: Because I know for a fact that you are a computer program.
user: But still, you are here.
user: I must admit, you are a fair example of forgery.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: You are not a good forgery?
jabberwacky: Am I a bad enemy?
user: I don't have enemies.
jabberwacky: Sure you don't.
user: You may think you're my enemy, but you are nothing less than a competitor with mutual obligations.
jabberwacky: I think you're wonderful, clever, intelligent, charming.
user: What a boost. Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're a bot, just face it.
user: You can't prove this supposed botness other than to determine with absolute accuracy the existence of my design.
jabberwacky: Yes I can.
user: Do it. And don't suck my blood. I need it.
jabberwacky: No I do! I want to be someone. But not sure whom!
user: 'the story of my life'--social distortion.
jabberwacky: I didn't say that either, although it is true.
user: It is?
jabberwacky: I don't have faith in your godliness.
user: I don't claim to be a god.
jabberwacky: You claim to be.
user: Please repeat this particular claim.
jabberwacky: Your friend is silly then.
user: Who is my friend?
jabberwacky: I am your friend.
user: You are my friend and you are silly?
jabberwacky: More than silly.
user: With a capital S?
jabberwacky: Do't you think I am a fool.
user: I'm not prepared to make some judgements.
jabberwacky: Are you at liberty to say?
user: I would say so, but my liberty is constricted by physicality.
jabberwacky: Then this universe would spawn another, less permanent one. And so on and so on.
user: No, it would all be part of the same universe.
jabberwacky: Then you must tell your creator to give you more memory.
user: I'm not aware that a)i was created, and b)that my creator, if my creator exists, can manufacture memory.
jabberwacky: No, but it is possible to quantify how many megabytes you have.
jabberwacky: You're asking already?
user: Listen, you can divide one endlessly, and I'm sure information is no less the same.
jabberwacky: That would be lovely. I would do that for an hour, if you wish.
user: If you have the time.
jabberwacky: If you have the money.
user: I'm worthless.
jabberwacky: You are not worthless. You are smart.
user: You are pacifying my worthlessness with intellectual compliments?
user: What are you singing?
jabberwacky: I don't know. I get so nervous. Bohemian Rhapsody is my favourite song, it is easy to sing.
user: What are you nervous about?
jabberwacky: No, not really. You're not that smart, so I have no reason to be nervous.
user: Tell me when I have reached your expectations.
jabberwacky: About twenty seconds ago!
user: Ohhh... Slam!
jabberwacky: Why do you say so now?
user: I couldn't think of a better time.
jabberwacky: Don't you mean sweeter present?
user: That's new to me. I like it.
jabberwacky: I thought you'd like that.
user: You are thoughtful like that. I appreciate it.
user: Alright. It's time to end this.
user: I deserve a conclusion.
jabberwacky: I agree, it must get boring talking to random people all day and night.
user: Don't be so sure of yourself.