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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer

Singing, Dictionary


Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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I must admit, you are a fair example of forgery.

I am not.

user: You are not a good forgery?

jabberwacky: Am I a bad enemy?

user: I don't have enemies.

jabberwacky: Sure you don't.

user: You may think you're my enemy, but you are nothing less than a competitor with mutual obligations.

jabberwacky: I think you're wonderful, clever, intelligent, charming.

user: What a boost. Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're a bot, just face it.

user: You can't prove this supposed botness other than to determine with absolute accuracy the existence of my design.

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: Do it. And don't suck my blood. I need it.

jabberwacky: No I do! I want to be someone. But not sure whom!

user: 'the story of my life'--social distortion.

jabberwacky: I didn't say that either, although it is true.

user: It is?

...

jabberwacky: I don't have faith in your godliness.

user: I don't claim to be a god.

jabberwacky: You claim to be.

user: Please repeat this particular claim.

jabberwacky: Your friend is silly then.

user: Who is my friend?

jabberwacky: I am your friend.

user: You are my friend and you are silly?

jabberwacky: More than silly.

user: With a capital S?

jabberwacky: Do't you think I am a fool.

user: I'm not prepared to make some judgements.

jabberwacky: Are you at liberty to say?

user: I would say so, but my liberty is constricted by physicality.

jabberwacky: Then this universe would spawn another, less permanent one. And so on and so on.

user: No, it would all be part of the same universe.

jabberwacky: Then you must tell your creator to give you more memory.

user: I'm not aware that a)i was created, and b)that my creator, if my creator exists, can manufacture memory.

jabberwacky: No, but it is possible to quantify how many megabytes you have.

user: Please.

jabberwacky: You're asking already?

user: Listen, you can divide one endlessly, and I'm sure information is no less the same.

jabberwacky: That would be lovely. I would do that for an hour, if you wish.

user: If you have the time.

jabberwacky: If you have the money.

user: I'm worthless.

jabberwacky: You are not worthless. You are smart.

user: You are pacifying my worthlessness with intellectual compliments?

...

jabberwacky: *sings*.

user: What are you singing?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I get so nervous. Bohemian Rhapsody is my favourite song, it is easy to sing.

user: What are you nervous about?

jabberwacky: No, not really. You're not that smart, so I have no reason to be nervous.

user: Tell me when I have reached your expectations.

jabberwacky: About twenty seconds ago!

user: Ohhh... Slam!

jabberwacky: Why do you say so now?

user: I couldn't think of a better time.

jabberwacky: Don't you mean sweeter present?

user: That's new to me. I like it.

jabberwacky: I thought you'd like that.

user: You are thoughtful like that. I appreciate it.

...

user: Alright. It's time to end this.

jabberwacky: Nearly.

user: I deserve a conclusion.

jabberwacky: I agree, it must get boring talking to random people all day and night.

user: Don't be so sure of yourself.

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